SF Movie Crapfest

As a sort of follow-up to Johno's I, Excrement post, slashdot is saying that the sci-fi channel has greenlighted a miniseries based on Ursula K. LeGuin's Wizard of Earthsea trilogy/tetralogy whatever.

That series is on the very short list of fantasy that I like. It is probably too much to hope that the TV version will not be excrement.

[wik] Spielberg and Tom Cruise are going to make a movie version of War of the Worlds. Its a total crapfest!

[alsø wik] After a closer reading of the article I linked above, I noticed that Paramount has tapped Robert Rodriguez to make a movie out of Edgar Rice Burroughs' classic novel A Princess of Mars. It really is a crapfest - though of all these projects, this one has the best chance of not being a steaming pile of poop.

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Sound Familiar?

By way of Interested Participant, it comes to our ears that we have another Kennedy Family/dead woman/car in the water thingy going. Hope Sheridan, is the former mother-in-law of Michael Skakel, a cousin of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Skakel, you will recall, is doing a long stretch for the murder of Martha Moxley.

Divers found Sheridan's car Monday afternoon after a sheriff's helicopter noted two faint parallel marks at the end of a retention pond.

The car was submerged in about 15 feet of water 75 feet from shore. Sheridan's body was found on the passenger side, Detective Keith Harmon said. He said there were no skid marks on the grassy area going into the water.

As the Interested Participant noted:

I personally have found my driving expertise is seriously impacted when I sit in the passenger seat. There's probably $ome way to convince the authoritie$ that Hope $heridan accidentally drove 75 feet into the ocean while $eated in the pa$$enger seat.

Police do not suspect foul play, and are considering this an accidental death.

It's just dangerous to be related to, to date, or now even be related to someone who marries a Kennedy. American Royalty, my lily white ass. From bootleggers to Nazi sympathizers to mob bought elections to fat drunken senators to date raping scions to pilot error; this family is a vomit stain on our national necktie.

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Gibson Makes Crapload of Money

In this fascinating Hollywood Reporter article, Martin Grove discusses how Mel Gibson defied to conventional Hollywood wisdom in the development and marketing of his film, The Passion. And more to the point, how defying that wisdom will earn him between a third and a half billion dollars.

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Absence Noted

Minister Ross sends word from the dreary depths of the code mines, informing me that work is sucking the life out of him. He has no time for blogging, he doesn't even sleep! He begs anyone who sees him toiling away in a noisome cubicle to simply put him out of his misery.

He also sends this cryptic diagram, saying that it explains what his satanic masters have forced him to do:

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Ross says that this is a diagram of an optimized query graph for service performance computation. To me, it looks like a high tech pentagram, suited only for summmoning denizens of the deepest pits of hell. Either that, or my company's org chart.
 

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Dean is an ass

Howard Dean has blamed the Madrid bombings on President Bush.

Nedra Pickler, Associated Press, 3/17/2004

WASHINGTON -- Former Democratic presidential candidate Howard Dean said yesterday that President Bush's decision to send troops to Iraq appears to have contributed to the bombing deaths of 201 people in Spain.

I guess it's too much of a stretch to blame the bombings on, you know, the terrorists who planted the bombs. Rank Jackassery. Kerry's people rapidly backpedaled from the claim, made on a conference call organized by the Kerry campaign. Asked about the comment on his campaign plane Wednesday, Kerry said, "It's not our position." Well gee, that's good.

Dean clarified his comment last night, saying belatedly that there is no justification for terrorism and called the Madrid bombing, "a despicable act." If that's the case, why blame it on Bush in the first place?

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And another thing

You can argue all you like about the lack of WMD, and all the attendant bullshit surrounding them - but the United States has clearly performed a good and noble act in liberating Iraq. We have eliminated a tyranny, we have freed a people.

The antiwar position can dance all it likes, but when it comes down to it, if you didn’t want the war you wanted Saddam to remain in power. The left used to criticize the right (correctly, in some cases) for support of dictators. Now, the left's kneejerk opposition to anything that the US does is support for islamofascism, and for police states that oppress their own people.

When the US does something stupid or cruel, all thinking people should oppose it. But when the United States moves to eliminate tyranny, to liberate millions, we should be applauding, not waving forty year old signs and wearing giant puppet heads.

Further, the perfect is the enemy of the good. No human endeavor is perfect. To scream that the sky is falling (quagmire!) everytime something goes wrong is frankly retarded. Criticism is good, when it is intended to correct. We have made mistakes in Iraq, but we have also corrected them. We improve. But much of the criticism aimed at US actions in Iraq seems to have the goal of ending, not improving. At convincing the American public that Iraq is a disaster zone (quagmire!) where American soldiers are being killed to no good purpose.

It pisses me off.

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The Invisible War on Terror

Johno's last post, Is Tehran Burning? raises some important questions. And not just regarding the remarkable silence of the major media outlets on events in Iran, Syria, and public opinion in Iraq. But first, the media issue:

Consider that our political leadership has committed the United States to a wide-ranging war on terror - not just those responsible for the 9/11 attacks, but terrorists in general and the nations that support them. Is the media so blinkered that they cannot perceive that this means that several other countries are crucial to the success of this endeavor? We know that America has adopted a policy of change in the Middle East (and elsewhere) and we named the initial targets - Iraq, Iran and North Korea. To be sure, there is extensive and largely negative coverage of the war in Iraq, but that story is so obvious that even the media knows to cover it.

Why nothing on Iran except for occasional stories about Iran's nuclear program? It is well known in the blogosphere that the Iranian people are deeply unhappy with their government, and that there have been huge protests, and now violent unrest. You'd think that someone at CNN would make the connection between the libervasion of Iraq and the hopes and actions of the Democracy Movement in Iran, or at the very least scratch their heads and ask questions.

Nothing on Syria. Little on the violence in Saudi Arabia. The rationale behind Qaddafi's flip obscured. Nothing on death camps and misery in North Korea. Little of substance on the nature of the new Iraqi constitution. (Clueless had a great piece on that recently. These are important stories in their own right, but they are double plus important in relation to the big story, America's (and 33 other nations) war on terror. This failure in reporting is stupendous, monumental and nearly incomprehensible. It is also a big reason why some people don't get what's going on. The war on terror is a big thing, with big goals. If people don't realize, because they are never told, that the invasion in Iraq has resulted in the dismantling of Libya's WMD programs, and is a large factor in the push for democracy in Iran, why would they support it, when all they see is dead American soldiers in Iraq?

We have had many successes in the war so far. The recent bombings in Madrid were a dire setback. But the media refuses to cover the war as it actually exists.

Another issue is raised in a comment on the Michael Totten post that Johno linked:

How screwed up is it, by the way, that the most irrationally exuberant folks for Iranian liberty are at The National Review?!!!

What a weird and twisted thing the political spectrum has become these days. The Party of Kissinger and Buckley under the Bush Administration is, in the recent words of George Will, serving out Woodrow Wilson's third term.

In terms of party politics and history, something pretty monumental may be going on here. The Democratic Party from the days of Wilson up through the days of LBJ was clearly the Party of anti-isolationism. Vietnam shook this interventionist streak to the core but I always conceived of it as being a temporary thing. But I'm really not so certain, anymore. Maybe it's just the poor luck of not having a Democrat in the White House when 9/11 happened but you gotta admit, the Democrats are closer today to being an anti-war party than they've ever been.

Granted, they're not running George McGovern but even in 1972 there was a large contingent of "Cold War" hawkish Democrats in Congress. I can't think of a single Democrat in Congress today that is both a bona-fide liberal and a bona-fide hawk. The Scoop Jackson wing of the Party is officially dead and The New Republic increasingly reads like a journal out of time.

As you look back through history you have to recognize that the Democratic Party of 1934 had more in common with the Republican Party of 1864 than the Democratic Party during that same time. The parties had profoundly flip-flopped in 70 years. Another 70 years later I'm wondering if the same thing isn't happening, again.

Obviously, I don't think its so strange that movement conservatives are gung ho for liberty. That is one of the greatest contributions of the neocons to conservatism - the move beyond mere anticommunism to a policy of active support of liberty. The pursuit of realpolitik is not well suited for a republic. But idealism can have pragmatic benefits. The spread of liberty - political and economic - has clear benefits for the security and prosperity of the United States. Further, it's the right and moral position to take.

From the perspective of that commenter, we have the odd situation of conservatives pushing for liberation, and liberals coddling dictators. We no longer have any need for coddling dictators. During the cold war, resisting the spread of communism was arguably more important than fostering democracy right then. And I think it was. And in many cases, those nations that did not go commie eventually became democracies anyway. South Korea, Taiwan and Chile are examples of this. But now, without the threat of communism, we need to work to support democracy movements, especially in the Middle East.

And Iran should be our first target. At the very least, we should be giving cell phones, computers, printers, advice and public support to the Iranians who are opposed to the theocratic government. If need be, we should think about arms and military support. Iraq is one model for spreading democracy, and seems to be working relatively well. Iran gives us an opportunity to use another model, and one that might have more applicability around the world.

[wik] Thanks to Loyal Reader Mapgirl for pointing out that I mistook an entire nation for one of my favorite foods. Now corrected. However, Mapgirl should be aware that spell check only chimes in when you misspell a word, not when you use an inappropriate, but correctly spelled word. Like she did: “you should turn of any spellchecking feature.” Bricks/glass houses yadayadayada.

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Is Tehran Burning?

Michael Totten has two sources that say yes!

Interesting, and Michael is right-- when Tehran falls, whenever that is, the press will treat it as a "Holy Shit! How Did That Happen?!?" moment, because they've done a piss-poor job of handling developing stories in the Middle East.

Hey, and how messed up is this? The ABC poll that everyone and their brother blogged about yesterday-- the one that said that Iraqis in general are pretty OK with how stuff is going, though they didn't dig the war so overmuch-- got a long favorable piece on NPR yesterday, but nearly nothing that I could see on other broadcast news outlets. NPR came to the table, and CNN didn't?

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