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I Bang My Head Because It Feels So Good When I Stop

The first thing I remember I was fourteen, and I was lying around my room doing homework and listening to the radio when this noise came on, this crazy sprinting noise, and I stopped what I was doing and listened transfixed from the first note to the last. I felt like I'd been socked in the head and the world had unfolded before me into something bigger, badder and louder than I had ever thought it could be.

That was the first time I heard Guns 'n' Roses' "Welcome to the Jungle." Ha... fooled you there, crossed you up, didn't I? This review is about Maiden and here I am yammering away about some hard rock glam hair band from LA. Well, you can cram it if you have a problem, because it relates. And not only because I detect a not-so-subtle musical thread running between G&R and the Maiden, mainly having to do with the quality of their grooves and the fact that they're a five-piece with a yowly lead singer. No, sir.

Maiden reminds me of Guns 'n' Roses because listening to the new Iron Maiden double-live gonzo extravaganza Death on the Road gives me chills all over like I was fourteen again. It takes me back to that age when metal was a thrilling new discovery to this Ohio teenager: Zeppelin, Ministry, Metallica, Megadeth, Judas Priest, and Maiden. Listening to Death on the Road I feel like I did that time we were listening to Somewhere In Time and then went and got Shawn's old Chevette with no passenger seats up to 85 MPH out on the back roads of Portage County. I feel like Columbus sighting land after ten weeks at sea. I feel like Neil Armstrong stepping onto Luna Firma. I feel like I just invented wet t-shirt night.

From the first notes of "Wildest Dreams" to the last chorus of "Run To The Hills," Death on the Road is a headbanging motherschtupper of a record. Maiden's rolling, sprinting grooves have not weakened with age, and the excellent recording captures every bit of guitar squeal and bass grind. Bruce Dickinson's voice is for the most part every bit as grand and overdramatic as ever, lending unexpected depth to epic silliness like "Paschendale" and "The Number of the Beast." So what if the first five minutes of 2003's "Dance of Death" are straight - I mean straight - out of Spinal Tap's "Stonehenge," and so what if the stentorian voice declaring "There are moh things, in heaven and uuuhth, then aaah drrrreamt of in yoh.... PHILOSOPHY!" is just reading - out of context - from Act 1 of Hamlet? It's so metal! The drums! The guitars! The solos! The... AAGH! YEAH! MAIDEN! MAIDEN ! MAIDEN!!!!!

The running order decidedly skews toward newer material, revealing a classic band that has stayed admirably true to itself and generally avoided self-parody. This is especially impressive considering that Maiden has always walked, as Nigel Tufnel said, that "fine line between stupid and clever." Some of the choicest obligatory warhorses are here: "Can I Play With Madness," "The Number of the Beast," "Run To The Hills," "The Trooper," but performances of newer songs like "Fear of the Dark," "Brave New World" and "Wildest Dreams" stand up right next to the classics. Lovingly recorded, the mix even recreates the live-show experience (sans the guy puking on your shoes) with enough audience noise to be fun but not in the way. On some songs the crowd sings along loud enough - and in tune enough - to sound like a choir of millions, ratcheting the intensity up a few more notches. It's so cool! Okay, I would have loved to have heard "Alexander the Great" or "Seventh Son," and "Stranger in a Strange Land," but for the most part the newer material is good enough that I don't really miss the big hits too much.

Iron Maiden are stone professionals, and everything on Death On The Road is right in place with two minor exceptions: the synth lines on "Can I Play With Madness" seem to be out of time, forcing the band to rejig the groove to fit with it (is it tape? Is is live? Am I crazy); and also, I'm sorry. I just can't get over how dorky "Dance of Death" is. Although Iron Maiden deserve a lot of credit in the age of super-aggro rap-metal for recording a song about a guy kidnapped by evil faerie druids and forced to take part in their fell ceremonies - I mean, that's sticking to your guns for the sake of your fans - Christopher Guest has ruined me forever on mystical faerie druid crap, and besides, I'm not fourteen any more. It's also probable that a lot of fans will have stronger feelings than I about the inclusion of the fairly not-good "Lord of the Flies" instead of something classic, but hey... the internet was built for whining about dumb stuff. That and pornography.

But never mind that. Death On The Road rocks so hard. Maiden have been around forever, and apart from the odd personnel change and the occasional laughable hunk of metallic cheese, they have thus far avoided becoming sad drug-addled jokes like Ozzy or dysfunctional therapy junkies like Metallica, or even a nostalgia act working the "metal club" circuit in places like Steubenville Ohio, Strasbourg, and Yorkshire. They are pros at this metal thing, and they've made a totally pro double-live metal album that gets me so wild I feel like I could... oh, oww! Ow, ow... ah... I'm getting too old for this... ow...

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"Mr. Kodak, Mr. Bowie, and Mr. Tickler, your table is ready"

What do you want to be doing when you're 91? Me, my aims are modest. Although it would be thrilling indeed if I were one of those spry nonagenarians who still get around fine on their own, live full lives, and trade witty and cantakerous banter with three or four generations of descendents, I will settle for merely drawing breath and retaining a few teeth, some mental acuity, and the power to poop at a time and place of my own choosing. That's not so much to ask, is it?

What does Les Paul do at 91? Well, the inventor of the electric guitar still keeps a weekly gig at the jazz club Iridium in Manhattan and somehow finds the wherewithal to participate in a new album. I say "participate" because the album isn't so much a Les Paul recording as it is a tribute to the man, sort of a roast in reverse, a féte in which the Gods of Rock pay homage to the god that made them.

The album in question, Les Paul & Friends, American Made/World Played is several things: an enjoyable romp by a past master of the guitar; a guest-packed tribute to that master; and an ad brochure for the Gibson Les Paul guitar. After all "American Made, World Played" is a registered trademark of the Gibson guitar company, and making it the title of a Les Paul record is simultaneously nifty and really, really cheesy. Kind of like the record itself, but more on that in a moment.

The obvious point of comparison for any album of this kind is with Sinatra's Duets records, but there are some important differences to note. On Duets Sinatra had it both ways, literally phoning in some of the performances on Duets II via fiber optic line, and yet never ever letting one of his duet partners steal the spotlight. The result was music by Sinatra, with some guests along for the ride.

In contrast, although Les Paul actually plays his instrument on each track on American Made/World Played, his contributions tend to fade deep into the mix, letting his guests take the spotlight. Even though it is ostensibly a Les Paul record, it is through his legacy that Paul influences the proceedings most. Perhaps this speaks to an important personality difference between the larger-than-life Frank Sinatra and the homey and self deprecating Les Paul. Or, perhaps when you cram performances by Keith Richards, Buddy Guy, and Rick Derringer together into one song, the Chairman himself wouldn't get a shoo-be-doo-be-do in edgewise.

It is this logjam of egos that is obviously the biggest challenge to an album of this kind. And what a collection of heavy hitters! The level of star power on American Made World Played staggers the mind, and every track has been carefully engineered to give them their space. Here is merely a selection: on guitar; Kenny Wayne Shepard, Eric Clapton, Peter Frampton, Billy Gibbons, Neal Schon, Jeff Beck, Richie Sambora, Buddy Guy, Keith Richards, Rick Derringer, Steve Miller, and Joe Perry; on vocals, Gibbons, Guy, Johnny Rzeznik, Miller, Gibbons, Edgar Winter, the great Sam Cooke and the soon great Joss Stone. Rhythm duties are held down by studio legends like bassists Will Lee and Abe Laboriel, Sr. and drummers Kenny Aronoff, Vinnie Colaiuta, and Abe Laboriel, Jr. Even if you don't believe that Richie Sambora is fit to lick the mud from Jeff Beck's shoe, that's a Murderer's Row of talent. A 1927 Yankees, a 1975 Reds, a 1985 Celtics. And if Richie Sambora doesn't measure up, well, every championship team needs a utility infielder.

To be honest, it is hard to tell why Richie Sambora (not to pick on him) and Neil Schon are even on this record- they don't sound noticeably Les Paul-influenced, coming instead from the more diffuse tradition that gave us what I dub the Travel Bands (Asia, Boston, Journey, Europe, etc.). On the same note, the blooze-rock tracks that pepper the album's running order are also a bit puzzling, since Les Paul never really did that kind of thing at all; their inclusion seems like a small failure of taste and courage on the part of the producers.

With all the egos bouncing around, sometimes they win the day, such as when Neal Schon wastes a shockingly intense vocal performance by Mary Hart on the blues crawl "I Wanna Know You." Schon squirts deedly blooze lines over, around, and right on top of Hart's deep reading, practically breaking his fingers to upstage her. Frank Zappa once made fun of musicians who made faces while they played what he called the "I'm squirtin' now!" note. Schon achieves the truly Tantric feat of squirtin' all over everything in sight for a full six minutes and 21 seconds.

Luckily, most selections stay closer to the other end of the spectrum, perhaps even too much so. Les Paul is - seriously - the Guitarist's Guitarist, the man who invented the instrument, invented much of its vocabulary, and invented the first electronic effects to go with it, and it seems that his presence reduces even the greatest stars to sidemen. On the blues-rock romp "Good Morning Little Schoolgirl," I can't tell Keith Richards apart from Buddy Guy, Les Paul, session man Hiram Bullock, and the criminally underrated Rick Derringer. The track is mixed beautifully; all the parts are separated nicely. And yet, except for the odd moment when Buddy Guy's tone does the Buddy Guy thing, he pretty much sounds the same as the other guys. This is a little disappointing, considering the prospect of hearing Rick Derringer rip it up with Buddy Guy.

But for the most part the album achieves a nice balance between ego and modesty, and is at minimum eminently listenable. Whereas such a logjam of talent could easily devolve into twelve dire tracks of "1000 Guitars Jamming on 'Freebird'," only a few tracks descend to that numbing level of wankery. Most are much more distinctive. This is especially impressive since (of course) all the songs were cobbled together from various takes and contributions made at different times by musicians who never met in the studio.

The difference between what works and not is not always easy to pin down. Why is the version of U2's "All I Want Is You" with Les Paul, The Goo Goo Dolls' Johnny Rzeznik and the great Peter Frampton a stronger track than "So Into You" with Frampton and Les Paul alone? Or why does "Bad Case of Lovin' You" with Billy Gibbons work better than the aforementioned "Good Morning Little Schoolgirl?" It all seems to come down to accidental chemistry.

In general the idiosyncratic pairings are the most successful, like "(Ain't That) Good News" in which Sam Cooke gospels over a fast shuffle beat while Jeff Beck and Les Paul spray sharp little notes all over the landscape (I wonder if Beck was playing his -no!- Fender Stratocaster?), or the really natural pairings like Billy Gibbons' turn on the surprisingly strong "Bad Case of Loving You" and Steve Miller's revisiting of "Fly Like an Eagle." Youth also seems to help - relative newcomers Kenny Wayne Shepherd and Joss Stone have a great time with Sting in wrenching a snaky, stylish mood out of "Love Sneakin' Up On You," and Shepherd also has fun on a slowed-down "Rock & Roll, Hoochie Koo," which misses a bit only because Edgar Winter's voice is now gravelly beyond parody. I should also mention that Sam Cooke also shines on "Somebody Ease My Troublin' Mind," a slow soul cooker featuring Eric Clapton in a fantastic supporting role. This track is the class of the whole album.

But the really interesting stuff is Les Paul's own recordings. Paul has had more than fifty years in which to perfect the art of expressing himself musically through a cascade of electronic intermediaries. The results are a couple modest little master classes in the right way to do it. The album starts off with the theme from the old Les Paul & Mary Ford radio show, with Paul diddling around in upper-register whole tone scales that positively reek of black and white televisions and stentorian voices lecturing about "SCIENCE!" Elsewhere, Paul loads a cover of the jazz chestnut "Caravan" with funky echo and pitch-doubling effects, and his playing, though no longer lightning fast (every great player loses a step or two when they turn 90), is expressive, nuanced, and drenched in Paul's playful personality.

On the other hand, a remix of the old Les Paul and Mary Ford hit "How High The Moon" is decorated with breathy melismas by Alsou and is really more a vehicle for electronic sound effects and a cute bit of Les & Mary banter about Paul's "Paulverizer," one of his innumerable electronic inventions. Although it's nice, it would have been nicer to leave in more of the original track, including Paul's solo. Still, these little bits of random playfulness manage to cut the tone of the album enough to make it feel human, make it feel like a Les Paul recording.

By and large Les Paul & Friends, American Made/World Played is an okay, not great, romp through the id of the American electric guitar tradition, featuring reverent liner notes essays by Steve Miller and Keith Richards, and pulling mostly tasteful performances out of an armada of guitar slingers. Even if it never quite comes together in a way that satisfies, some of the individual tracks are well worth your time if you're a fan of the fretboard. Mostly, it's just gratifying to see Les Paul still kicking out the jams without fanfare or apology at an age when most people's horizons have devolved to "I wonder what's for lunch today." I don't mean to harp on the age thing as though Les Paul were some sort of dancing bear ('the wonder is not that it dances well but that it dances at all'). It is simply nice to see someone in the seventh decade of their career still out there doing it and clearly enjoying themselves immensely. If anything, therein lies the lasting value of this album.

Capitol Records has thoughtfully provided audio streams for your edification of three cuts off American Made/World Played. I strongly recommend "Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo" and "Bad Case of Lovin' You" if you like that '70s FM rock sound. I recommend "Let Me Roll It" if you like Richie Sambora.

Rock And Roll Hoochie Koo:

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Let Me Roll It:

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Bad Case Of Lovin You:

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Cross posted to blogcritics.org

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The Iceman and the Spaceman, Together at Last

Who here knows from Johnny "Guitar" Watson?

I bet that right now some tiny renegade soul station in Baltimore, Detroit, D.C. or one of the other Chocolate Cites in this great land is taking a spin of "Ain't That a Bitch" or "Superman Lover," two of the biggest hits from the original Original Gangster, but let's be honest... that really isn't much of a legacy. It's much more probable that 95% of you reading this are thinking, "who the hell is Johnny "Guitar" Watson?," 3% remember him from back in the day, and the other 2% are rushing to their Zappa shelf to make sure that this is the same Johnny "Guitar" Watson who guested on One Size Fits All. Relax, fellow geeks. It is.

And this obscurity is a crying shame. The splanking-new two-disc Johnny "Guitar" Watson: The Funk Anthology (released Sep. 6 on Shout Factory) goes a long way toward placing Watson in his rightful place in funk history. If he doesn't rank right up there in front along Parliament, Sly, the Ohio Players, and James Brown, he definitely makes the elite second cut with heavy hitters like Zapp, Maceo Parker, and the Bar-Kays.

Johnny Watson, a native Texan, hit the scene in the early 1950s playing keyboard in blues bands around Houston, and he managed to get time on cuts by Albert Collins among others. A taste of his future direction would come in 1954 when Watson strapped on the axe and entered the studio to record "Space Guitar," a tour de force of hot playing and speaker-melting sound effects that was at least fifteen years ahead of its time.

Throughout the 1950s and '60s, Watson would bounce from style to style, playing blues, rock, jazz, and spaced-out super blues as his own innate sense of "what's happenin' now" demanded. From time to time, he would lob a song into the lower reaches of the charts, and he eventually built up a formidable reputation as one of the finest blues players on the West Coast.

More importantly, Watson became known as an iconoclastic, phenomenally talented trailblazer with a flair for explosive stage shows. So much, in fact, that his act became part of the musical DNA of the time and influenced the next generation of far-out acts. According to soul-blues king Bobby Womack, "Music-wise, he was the most dangerous gunslinger out there. Even when others made a lot of noise in the charts - I'm thinking of Sly Stone or George Clinton - you know they'd studied Johnny's stage style and listened very carefully to Johnny's grooves." Watson himself would claim that Jimi Hendrix was always careful to give him due credit.

Given this state of affairs, it is not surprising that in the deeply stanky depths of the 1970s, Johnny "Guitar" Watson would get his own funk on, between 1976 and 1981 releasing seven albums of R&B-flavored deep funk (plus a funk-back album in 1994) and netting about a dozen top 40 hits on the "black" charts. 1977's A Real Mother For Ya would even crack the Billboard Top 40 chart, peaking at #20.

To a certain degree the funkatization of Johnny Watson amounted to an updating of his signature sound, fusing blues changes and guitar to the deep and spacious grooves and tight horns of Parliament and the Family Stone. But Watson had his own way with the funk, incorporating a genial sense of humor and a looseness to his (skintight) grooves that set him apart from competitors.

Generally working with wah-laden rhythm guitars, thick Fender bass, chewy keyboards, and tight, curvy horn lines, Watson crafted a clean and powerful groove that was a perfect bed for his cutting guitar and slightly nasal baritone vocals. Moreover, Watson played almost every instrument on his albums except the drums. Indeed, the cover art for The Funk Anthology features a painting of Watson in his trademark suit and hat, making like an eight-armed Vishnu, Preserver of the Funk.

The Funk Anthology spans the years Watson spent standing shoulder to shoulder with spiritual children Sly Stone and George Clinton. But as Sly's music descended a hellish ladder from party jam to burned-out universal despair and Clinton's Mothership pursued the universal motorbootyprosifunkification of mankind, Watson brought the down-to-earth feel of the blues to his music and lyrics, and stayed right there. 1976's "Ain't That A Bitch," the opening cut on The Funk Anthology, complains about Carter-era inflation, a theme that would also show up in "It's All About the Dollar Bill," "A Real Mother For Ya" and the 1980 proto-rap cut "Telephone Bill." No money: it's a blues thing. And there was also the sex thing and the women thing and more than a few "damn I'm good" thangs, and a couple-few drug things too which the liner notes hint were solidly in the blues-confessional vein.

Although from time to time various references pop up to say "hi" - Bootsy Collins is a close sonic relative, and there are nods to Earth Wind & Fire, the Ohio Players, the P-Funk mob and and so on - Watson reminds me of nobody more than fellow polymaths Prince and Frank Zappa. It is not so much that Watson ever pulled out something like "Do Me Baby" or "Don't Eat The Yellow Snow" as much as there's a feeling - a flavor - to music made by one person, one personality, mainly out of their own head. The Funk Anthology reminds me as much of Prince's Dirty Mind, Zappa's Joe's Garage, Shuggie Otis' Inspiration Information, and Beck's Mellow Gold, as much as it reminds me of Cut the Cake, Uncle Jam Wants You or Honey. These associations actually go a little deeper than my own imagination, too; Watson sang on Zappa's One Size Fits All, and more than a few songs on The Funk Anthology feature Zappa-esque melody lines or lyrics ("You can stay but the noise must go/ I said, oh, no!"). Clearly, this cat had a lot of weird in his life and mojo in his stick if he was hanging with Zappa.

Part of the fun in listening to The Funk Anthology is the joy in discovering today's favorite track. In the last week my loyalties have shifted between the deep, chunky blues funk of "Ain't That a Bitch," the classic "Superman Lover," and the absurd "Booty Ooty" to the sexxxier "I Want to Ta-Ta You Baby" and "Love Jones" and the more political "I Don't Want To Be President." Today I have had on auto-repeat the heretofore unreleased "Spirit of My Guitar," a five-minute instrumental that funks up the Frampton with Watson asking us through a talk box, in finest Comes Alive! fashion, "Do you feel... the spirit of my guitar?" before ripping off a smooth, tasty solo in the finest Eddie Hazel-Jimi Hendrix fashion. Both of whom, of course, got their thang from Watson in the first place. Nice.

Of course, not every track is a winner - "Miss Frisco (Queen of the Disco)" and the sub-Clintonian "Funk Beyond the Call of Duty" in my opinion notably lack the oomph, the ooty the jam that shows up elsewhere - but nonetheless The Funk Anthology is a very worthy addition to any career funkateer's library. Watson could turn out a fun jam, and a new look at his career is worthwhile if only to provide a peek at the missing link between Albert Collins and Bootsy Collins.

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Listen to "Superman Lover" in Quicktime:
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http://www.shoutfactory.com/av/superman/SupermanLoverFull.wma

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Punk Rock Burger

It's hard to say anything good about a good hamburger.

Wait... what?

Although burgers in general are common as dirt in this great land of ours, and many do deserve our scorn or pity, a really good hamburger is a beautiful thing. And although you can get a really good burger at an upscale restaurant (and one place not far from where I'm sitting gives you eight ounces of Black Angus on a homemade roll with duck foie gras terrine on peppered brioche with a side of pommes fritz), that's totally beside the point. Absolutely delicious, but beside the point. A good burger, a really g-d d-mn good burger comes from the dim and divey bar down the street with the fanatical cook and it costs like four bucks and that plus a beer will make your day and your damn week even. But all you'll ever say about that place if anybody asks, even as you think about how the meat is perfect with a nice char and pink in the middle and how there's not too much bun and how the juice and ketchup run down your hand until you lick it off and how time stands still for you while you down it ravenously, is, "...good burger."

It's also hard to say anything good about a good rock band. What can you say by way of praise that gets the message across? Take The Black Halos, a quintet out of Vancouver whose sixth full-length, Alive Without Control crossed my desk a little while back. I like the record, I like it a whole bunch, but I have been at a loss as to what to say about them that isn't hacky and derivative.

The fact is, the band are very up-front about the very issue that's giving me fits: they unapologetically sound a whole lot like the Dead Boys, the Dolls, the Stooges, the Dictators and maybe the Replacements. And there it is, right there. The whole review. You know if you like trashy street-punk. You know what that sounds like. And if I tell you that Alive Without Control is the very best such album I've heard in a long, long, loooong time, would that help convince you to give it a spin? 'Cos that's all I can do.

Alive Without Control hits all the right buttons. Singer Billy Hopeless has a Stiv Bators yowl that wraps perfectly around the band's noisy punk attack on burners like "Three Sheets To The Wind" and a very fine and ragged cover of Tom Petty's "I Need To Know." The guitars are loud and crunchy and play off each other just the way a five-piece should, and guitarist Adam Becvare even took over Stiv Bators' role in Lords of the New Church after Stiv went to the great gig in the sky (how's that for cred?). Even the slowest number, "Mirrorman," hits like Tyson as the band dig into a grinding speed-dirge that somehow straddles middle land between the Dead Boys and vintage... Aerosmith?

What can I say? The Black Halos don't try to do anything more than make traditional sleaze-punk that lives up to their idols. Every note's perfect, the songs are great, and the lyrics are punk as hell. The Black Halos bring it old school in every possible way. I could be twenty again, and I could be drunk on Penn Pilsner and rye in a white t-shirt and leather jacket smoking Winstons and looking for a fight or a date at the 31st Street Pub back in Pittsburgh, and the band up there on that perfect night in the Iron City in my smoky, sepia-toned memory could be the Black Halos.

That's a damn good burger.

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One Man's Opinion is Another Man's Punching Bag

According to the press release for his book, Music Lust,

"After listening to just one radio show from Nic Harcourt - Music Director at LA's KCRW and host of "Morning Becomes Eclectic" - you'll not only have discovered new music, you'll be introduced to an artist or album that you may have missed in years past. Harcourt is arguably the most savvy tastemaker to grace the airwaves these days.

Ever read High Fidelity or seen the film? Remember how the guys in the music store would sit around and endlessly count angels on the heads of turntable needles? You know - "name your all time top five side one, track ones." "Name your top five country songs about death." Now Nic Harcourt has now made a book out of his particular lists. From what I've heard of him and his output, Harcourt has good (if quirky) taste in music, so this an interesting notion.

The idea for Music Lust comes from an idea by a Seattle librarian named Nancy Pearl, who wrote a book called Book Lust, a set of recommended-reading lists that updates a venerable library tradition of culling the good stuff according to a given librarian's quirks and considered opinions. Pearl made a splash recently in the library field with that book and with the accompanying "shushing librarian" doll modeled after herself. The title Book Lust is itself a pun on the American Library Association's trade publication Book List, which reviews new and forthcoming volumes of interest to all sorts of libraries, both of which have in turn inspired a much snarkier version of Book Lust in the online magazine Bookslut.

It is from this ongoing dialogue of belletrists and literary enthusiasts that Harcourt drew his inspiration, even borrowing his subtitle nearly intact from Pearl's volume: "Recommended Listening for Every Mood, Moment and Reason."

The trouble is, the longer one spends with Music Lust, the less likely it appears that Harcourt grasps the true spirit of the tradition he is engaging, and the more likely it appears that he has instead produced a well-meaning but shallow quickie that does little to help the noble cause of introducing good music to good people.
It's not that Music Lust is a bad book. In fact, to be actually bad, Harcourt would have had to have failed much more spectacularly. For example, Martha Bayles' 1996 Hole in Our Soul: The Loss of Beauty and Meaning in American Popular Music is a bad book. Exhaustively researched and carefully argued, Bayles nonetheless manages to misconstrue nearly every single salient point about the development of American pop music in the 20th century, ultimately coming to the conclusion that but for African-American musicians, American pop traditions would have long ago become brutal, spiky creations of the dry European intellectual pitfalls of modernism and postmodernism. I mean yeah, I guess, but... no. That's a bad book. Music Lust, which aspires to nothing so lofty, is instead well meaning but superficial and fundamentally confused.

A number of years ago, a good friend of mine who chose to forego college in favor of the thousands of books he was already reading, gave me a gift. It was a sheaf of closely typed pages containing what he felt were the best and most important books he had read - ones that he thought everybody should read - along with brief and penetrating paragraphs about who each author was, how they had touched him, and why we should read them. It was all there from Paul Auster to Emile Zola, a pearl of great price bestowed upon me by a good friend who felt he had something important to share with the people in his life. I read from that list for years and discovered some authors (Bukowski and Chandler in particular) who changed my life.

Music Lust aspires to be something like that but on a grander scale; a best-friend list for the whole wide world. Organized alphabetically, the book contains short essay-lists on subjects like "Headbangers Ball" and "Jazz Vocalists: The Ladies," intended to serve as letters of introduction for uninitiated listeners searching for a point of entry into new and intimidating territory.

Unfortunately, there are some problems. Let's begin with the way the book is organized. Although the book's alphabetical structure makes good sense when you look for entries like "Icon: Neil Young" and "Icon: Frank Zappa" toward the end, it makes less sense when "Happy Trails: Cowboy Singers" shows up under "H" and "Livin' Large: The Big Band Boom!" appears under "L." While I suppose the argument could be made that the book is organized like this to encourage accidental encounters, the argument could also be made that such a scheme means that to find anything dependably in this slender and alphabetical volume, one must consult the index.

Some of the lists themselves also raise the question: "why?". For example, "The Call of Wales," a review of Welsh singers (filed under "C"), includes four entries total: Tom Jones, Shirley Bassey, Jem, and Charlotte Church. Of those, Jones and Bassey are legitimate classics. Everybody should know who they are. Jem is a relatively unknown new singer-songwriter for whose US success Harcourt is partly responsible; to each his own, and fair play. Charlotte Church... well, a few years ago she released an album of pretty schlock titled "Voice of an Angel." Although it's Harcourt's book and therefore his perogative to do what he wants, this just feels like he's padding out a slim list.

In a similar vein, much of the text accompanying each list is too brief and shallow to convey enough information to do the job Harcourt wants. For example, this is the description for Neil Young's Zuma, one of Harcourt's top-choice Young albums:

"This album finds Crazy Horse accompanying Neil as he hits his stride with a batch of songs that feel comfortably inhabited."

While factually accurate, the same exact sentence could apply without a single change to Rust Never Sleeps, Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere, Ragged Glory, Sleeps With Angels and even the live Weld. Nothing there tells us why Zuma is special and more worth your time than Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere, which does not appear on the list. A more apt description, placing the album in the context of Young's career arc and giving the reader some clues as to how it will sound and feel might be

"This album finds Crazy Horse accompanying Neil as he digs into a batch of songs that seem in all their winsome noisy charm to be a defiant rebound from his recent beautiful bummers On The Beach and Tonight's The Night."

In general, Harcourt's writing seems "surfacey" often enough as to make me wonder how much time he put into the project. There are dozens of excellent books out there to tell readers who John Coltrane was: why praise him with a vague and fluffy capsule bio only to recommend, of his entire output, A Love Supreme? Although Harcourt does mention that that record was Coltrane's musical and spiritual rebirth after kicking heroin, that assertion lacks heft on its own. Three more sentences would probably have been enough to guide the interested listener through his early days with Miles (with recommendations, say Kind of Blue!), his early solo work (My Favorite Things!), and his struggle with smack, magnifying A Love Supreme within its glorious context for the cost of 100 extra words or so.

One difficulty any author of a book like this faces is resistance from the congnoscenti, e.g.; me. Harcourt is walking a thin line between promoting the Nick Harcourt Experience As Heard On KCRW and providing a broader overview, a Rough Guide to What's Good as it were, and sometimes the tension shows.

Why, for example, does the Heavy Metal ("Headbangers Ball") section contain mentions of Zeppelin, Sabbath, Maiden, Priest, and Metallica, but also AC/DC (who are NOT METAL)? That's the entire list! Could the metal list not have included quick mentions of, oh, I dunno, Megadeth, Anthrax, Slayer or Sepultura, just to name four great examples of the diversity of the genre? Given that Harcourt's Afrobeat list contains exactly four entries (Fela and Femi Kuti, Fela Kuti drummer Tony Allen, and Brooklyn's Antibalas), I wonder if Harcourt did a little digging first or just phoned it in. If AC/DC can be metal, could not (for chrissakes) Afrobeat pioneer Hugh Masekela not have rated a sentence?

While I recognize that a book like this really can't be all things to all people, that is the book's explicit mission and principle, and it simply doesn't deliver. Why leave Marty Robbins off a three-man list of essential "Cowboy Crooners" (Gene Autry, Tex Ritter, Roy Rogers)? Is Nick Drake really perfect nighttime driving music, or did Harcourt just watch that VW commercial a few too many times? Why a section on poets/lyricists that includes only Leonard Cohen, Patti Smith and Jim Carroll? That's three... why not pad it out like Wales and throw in Jim Morrison, Laura Nyro, and... and... frickin' Jewel?

In keeping with the High Fidelity spirit of the affair, here are my top five beefs with Harcourt's editorial decisions:
5) When making a list of recommended music by bands with food names, is it too much to ask that Bread be left off the list entirely on general principles? At the very least, could we have avoided writing the phrase "take a bite out of Baby I'm-a Want You?" Also: "The Jam" is not a food name.
4) In a list of "Great First Albums," does it really make sense to include Funkadelic's shaky debut but leave off Elvis Costello's My Aim Is True entirely? (And does it make sense to leave Elvis Costello out of the book altogether? Maybe coulda lumped him together with David Byrne, Dave Thomas, Howlin' Pelle Almqvist and Kingsmen singer Jack Ely in a list called "Nervous!")
3) Was the list "It's Raining Cats and Dogs" strictly necessary? What do Josie and the Pussycats, Skinny Puppy, Cat Stevens and Cat Power have in common except the cute concept? Many of the lists are of this kind, lumping together bands named after chocolate, or with "twins" in them (The Breeders, Cocteau Twins, the Stones ("Glimmer Twins")) in ways that are probably meant to be lighthearted and revelatory but come across as just pointlessly random.
2) Although hip-hop, disco, metal, Madchester, jazz organists, and Afro-beat each get their own lists (and punk, country and jazz get at least three lists each), there is no list for "funk."
1) Finally... the index contains two entries for Tangerine Dream and none for James Brown.

Let's dwell on that last one for just a moment. In a book which purports to offer music for "every mood, moment, and reason"... Tangerine Dream: 2, James "The Godfather" Brown: 0. Arty proto-techno collective without whom every boutique on Bleecker street would be without the incessant "BOOMchkBOOMchkBOOM" of their acid-house sountrack: 2. Arguably the most important musician in all of pop music of the second half of the 20th century whose music is the very embodiment of joy, sexuality, and defiance: nada.

Anyway, that is all angels-on-heads-of-pins stuff that every music lover will go through when reading Music Lust. I'm sure ten different critics would have ten different beefs. Safe to say I think the book is often lacking; I will move on.

Ultimately this collection of all of Nic Harcourt's recommendations of what to listen to any time - both those picks which are clearly close to his heart and the ones he had to research a bit - leaves the inescapable impression that just about any serious music writer could have written this book and done almost as good a job. The main selling point, the true attraction, is in Harcourt's individual style as a DJ and a tastemaker. Harcourt seems to realize this and plays that part to the hilt.

But, this approach has its serious downside. To begin with, although Los Angeles is a very large place and KCRW reaches therefore a large radio audience, Harcourt is still only a recognized authority on "what's good" to about 3.4% of the country. Therefore outside Los Angeles county, his opinions for the most part are exactly as good as the grizzled guy in hornrims and vintage Stooges shirt at your local record store. Also, Los Angeles as a place, as a cultural landscape, is not like anywhere else, and it's not a sure bet that Harcourt's Angeleno hipsterisms will play in Peoria.

The main drawback, however, is that to dig Nic Harcourt you have to dig his stock in trade, which is shiny and atmospheric downcast adult-oriented pop. I like such noises as much as the next guy (in fact much more than the next guy!), but a steady diet of Harcourt mainstays Badly Drawn Boy, Air, Zero 7, Starsailor, Jem, Coldplay, and a little Nick Drake for historical color quickly ends up feeling like an air-conditioned Swedish furniture showroom - everything of neat and curvy chrome, of plastic and blonde wood, and a little too cool for me.

In trying to be all things to all people Nic Harcourt has overreached his goal and produced a well-intentioned volume guaranteed to completely foil its own ambitions. As the personal "what I like" essay of one British DJ who lives in Los Angeles, Music Lust is beyond reproach. Who can say how useful that is to me and you, but fair enough. He's a very good DJ and has a faultless ear for the kind of thing he does. But in trying to assemble a masterful list of everything that's good in pop music for an entire country, an entire world, full of his best friends, Harcourt has managed to prove that he is, in fact, a very good DJ with a faultless ear for the kind of thing he does. Although people sincerely looking to broaden their musical horizons could do worse than Music Lust, they could easily do better too.

And they could start with James Brown.

Full disclosure: I once worked for a company that put out a compilation of live performances from "Morning Becomes Eclectic," and I once worked for Nic Harcourt's boss' daughter, though I was not involved with the project and never met Harcourt or his boss. Absolutely outstanding compilation, though.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 3

Thank You, Fu-rrriends

One good piece of news out of Lake Chemipoo: reclusive indie-rock icon Alex Chilton has been found alive and well and acting all cranky in an undisclosed location.

I would like to take a moment to recommend any of Big Star's output to all and sundry. Sure, their first couple records and Chilton's stuff with the Box Tops is nice and all, but Third/Sister Lovers is the world-beater. If taken in small doses on (say) an iPod, it becomes clear that that record, recorded at a time when the band were barely speaking, is a gem.

Also nice: ex-Big Star guitarist Chris Bell's post-Beatles weepie, I Am The Cosmos.

That is all.

[wik] Ok, ok ok. Radio City also takes the cake, being more Chris Bell and less Chilton. The two make a nice contrast.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 1

Finally, a post to toss alongside Johno's "Music Wonkery" items.

Or, perhaps not, since spoofs don't count.

In Tuesday's UK Telegraph, a story entitled A-Z of Rock Biopics. Among its more helpful bits, in random order, you'll find encyclopedic entries like this:

Dylan, Bob: Some critics maintain that the great English classical actor Sir John Gielgud was mis-cast as Bob Dylan in the 1975 biopic "A Tiresome Rain Is Expected Shortly".

Or this:

Edelweiss: Perhaps the most catchy and popular of all the tunes in The Sound of Music (1966). This is often seen as the very first rock biopic, telling the story of the Von Trapp family singers and their flight from Nazi Austria.

The original director, Alfred Hitchcock, had planned to make it a much darker, more disturbing film, with the ageing Joan Crawford as the drink-addled Maria, Edward G. Robinson as her sadistic employer and the Von Trapp children played entirely by surviving extras from Tod Browning's classic 1932 movie Freaks. In the original screenplay, Maria attempts to get rid of the first Countess Von Trapp by cutting up a clump of poisonous Edelweiss and baking it in a chicken pie.

But my favorite?

Choking on one's own vomit: The current wave of rock biopics has made one British company, "Vom of Norwich", a world leader in the production of artificial vomit. "In the old days, producers of rock biopics found it impossible to find a product with the right texture and consistency, but since 1999 we've changed all that," says chief executive Brian Spanner. "We make it to our own unique recipe, and are now producing 10,000 gallons a month. It's a great British success story."

A great British success story, indeed - because I don't think you can do rock biopics without vomit. But, dayam - 10,000 gallons a month?

Posted by Patton Patton on   |   § 2

Everybody Still Digs Bill Evans

When Bill Evans Trio bassist Scott LaFaro died in 1961, the shock of losing his close friend and musical soulmate drove Evans into a yearlong spiral of depression. It was only after Chuck Israels came on board take over bass duties that Evans began to return to some semblance of his former self, either personally or musically.

In May 1963, the re-formed Bill Evans Trio (with Israels and new drummer Larry Bunker) settled down for a short stay at the Los Angeles club Shelly's Manne-Hole. The Manne-Hole was, in the 1960s, what the Viper Room was to LA in the 1990s - a hip room owned by an elder statesman and beloved old-time scenester (The Manne Hole by jazz drummer Shelly Manne, and the Viper Room by jewboy drummer Chuck E. Weiss). Fans of Bill Evans usually point to the LaFaro-Paul Motian lineup as the best trio he ever put together, and surely some in the crowd at the Manne-Hole had that pre-judgement in the back of their minds even then, but hey... not so fast.

Anyway, so there's Bill Evans, not long after the death of one of his closest friends and greatest musical collaborators, playing one of the hippest rooms in Los Angeles with a new band that might well suck the big one because it's not Motian and LaFaro up there. And being Bill Evans, what does he do? If it were Monk, he'd probably have turned in a cold and spiky set of musical 'eff yous' and finished the night off demolishing the piano with his bare hands. Miles would have either not shown up or played one note for two hours with his back to the crowd. But that's not Bill Evans' way. At a critical juncture in his career with the weight of his reputation weighing on his shoulders, with a new band and a suitcase load of bad mojo, what does Bill Evans do? He plays even prettier.

Most people, even people who "don't like jazz," know Bill Evans from his work on Miles Davis' Kind of Blue, which album does surely contain some of the finest moments of his career. It is a fair showcase of his style; the refined, delicate, almost fragile-seeming touch, the string-of-pearls single note lines and the floating, extended harmonies derived from French Impressionist composers like Debussy, Ravel and Satie are all abundant. These are the tools with which Bill Evans crafted a career as one of the finest and most sensitive interpreters of jazz on the piano the world has seen. When he wanted to, he could swing and wail, but usually Evans' playing seemed so cerebral, so human, so personal and humane, that even the wildest moments seemed perfectly in hand.

And so The Bill Evans Trio At Shelly's Manne-Hole, destined for reissue soon by Concord Jazz, is a lovely little record. Evans seems to have developed a form of telepathy rather quickly with his new sidemen. Together the three dig into pieces that Evans knew by heart; "'round Midnight" is here, and so is "Stella by Starlight," but the whole set is magic. "Isn't That Romantic" and "All The Things You Are" (a Hammerstein and Kern composition) are practically master classes in how to play sensitive, textured jazz without the need to rise above a mezzo-forte.

Where the original trio were renowned for their ability to get inside a song, the new lineup is somehow even more sensitive and lovely even without the benefit of years spent together. Occasionally the group erupts into what I'd call a "bop moment," but in general At Shelly's Manne-Hole catches the pianist in a contemplative mood and the band magnifying the effect tenfold.

1963 was the same year that Evans recorded his famous album Conversations With Myself, using then-novel multitracking technology to create three-way piano dialogues with himself. Although I enjoy that album, I have always thought it feels a little closed off, stifling even, as if the conversation were for Evans' benefit alone.

Although not as historically significant, The Bill Evans Trio at Shelly's Manne-Hole is a more accessible route into the beautiful mind of Bill Evans at this critical point in his career. Evans' ability to conjure himself into trancelike state of pure introspective creativity makes this album well worth having for any jazz fan, especially fans of Evans who are curious about the merits of his "other" trios.

(This post also appears at blogcritics.org, your connection for news, entertainment, and the latest in thinly argued partisan politics. Though they would disagree with that last bit.)

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0

Like Reading the Unabomber's High School Civics Papers

Is there a greater soul singer than Al Green?

That is mostly a rhetorical question, or more precisely it's not a question at all but rather a Zen koan meant to clear the mind. Of course there is no greater soul singer than Al Green, unless you like them rougher (in which case Otis Redding is your man) or churchier (Solomon Burke is for you) or stranger (in which case Stevie Wonder rings your bell). There is no better soul singer than the smooth, the beautiful, the seductor, The Reverend Al Green.

Arista recently reissued Al Green's first album, Back Up Train, originally recorded in 1967 when the singer was just 21 years old and still billing himself as "Al Greene." Performing a set of songs mostly written by producers Palmer E. James and Curtis Rodgers, Back Up Train is more or less a promising prelude to what would become an unparalleled career as king of smooth soul. None of the songs are particularly weighty, mostly being generic but likeable soul workouts, although the title song and "Stop and Check Myself" (which was co-written by Green) do stand out as choice cuts.

The real interest on Back Up Train is in hearing Al Green's famous voice before he quite figured out how to use it. All the pieces are there, buried under generic Fauxtown arrangements: the moans, the croons, the shouts, growls and hiccups and the bell-clear beautiful tone, everything that Green would eventually ride to the top of the heap. In general the attraction of the album is in hearing Green dig into this fairly forgettable batch of songs and come up with moments of real emotion. Listening to Back Up Train is like reading Einstein's high school physics papers, scanning for hints of the evanescent brilliance that would one day make him immortal.

(This post also appears at blogcritics.org, your connection for entertainment news and general madness.)

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0

Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down

Fat Possum recording artist R.L. Burnside died yesterday morning in his hospital bed in Memphis, according to his label.

R.L Burnside was born in Oxford, Mississippi in 1926 and lived most of his life in the hill country above the Delta. He learned to play guitar from a neighbor, and by a great stroke of luck that neighbor was the great Delta Blues musician Mississippi Fred MacDowell. From MacDowell, Burnside inherited that driving, rhythmic, almost rudimentary one-chord style that distinguishes much of the blues from that region.

However, like most people who play the guitar, Burnside kept his day job. He worked as a farmer and a fisherman, occasionally playing local juke joints or recording a side. It was only in the 1980s that his star began to rise as he played a few European festivals. Subsequently signed to the good people at Fat Possum, Burnside spent the rest of his life releasing a series of outstanding albums that updated his ramshackle Delta style with modern production touches.

In 1992, Burnside recorded an album with indie-rock huckster Jon Spencer titled A Ass Pocket Full of Whiskey which effectively married Burnside's blues sound to the Blues Explosion's chaos and noise. This album catapulted him from relative obscurity to (at least) cult status, and with his third album for the Fat Possum label, 1998's Come On In, his career really hit its stride.

Produced by a fleet of young white hipsters including a member of Atari Teenage Riot, Come On In meshed the Delta blues with electronic and dub sounds with surprising results. Burnside's signature heavy-footed style, reminiscent of other Delta players like Lightnin' Hopkins and John Lee Hooker, works surprisingly well alongside looped drums, snippets of distorted clavinet, and bass-heavy dub production. Although critics differ on the merits of this album, it is one of my all time favorites in any genre. (This is, I admit, partially because my wife is also a huge fan of this record.)

Over the course of his subsequent albums for Fat Possum, Burnside would continue in this vein, alternating down-and-dirty blues with experimental tracks. The two I own, Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down and Well, Well, Well are equally good but very different. Heaven is essentially a Delta blues recording with some electronic production that at times sounds tacked on but for the most part only supports Burnsides' mile-deep songs. Less driving than Come On In, Heaven engages an atmospheric side at times that is unlike any other blues record I have heard.

Well, Well, Well, on the other hand, collects recordings from as far back as 1986 and includes a great cover of the murder ballad "Stagolee" as well as Lightnin' Hopkins' "Mojo Hand" and Howlin Wolf's "How Many More Years." Although arguably a grab bag of odds and ends, the album hangs together nicely thanks to the strength of Burnsides' repetitive, hypnotic slide guitar work and haunted vocals.

In 2003, Fat Possum put together a collection called Early Recordings, a group of solo recordings made in 1967 and '68 when Burnside was farming. A couple of his best songs that would turn up later on his 1990s albums appear here: "Goin' Down South," and "Come On In" in particular. It is fascinating to hear Burnside in his 'natural' element, unsurrounded by a band, drum loops or studio shine: to wit, he sounds exactly the same. Better yet, Early Recordings contains a number of excellent Delta Blues songs that never turned up on his later "official" albums, making it an essential for, well, everyone.

If you are a casual blues fan, but don't know Burnsides' work, I would recommend starting with Come On In or Early Recordings. The latter is a less out-there starting place - if that's your taste - but if you miss out on his experimental stuff you are doing yourself no favors. I also hear very good things about his second Fat Possum album, 1994's Too Bad Jim. A Ass Pocket Of Whiskey is good too, but probably not the best place to start unless you like your Delta Blues with a side of theremin. Also, many songs appear on both Come On In and Ass Pocket, making only one of them (take yr pick!) truly essential for casual shoppers.

Fat Possum deserve a lot of credit for keeping R.L. Burnside's flame burning. They are a great label, dedicated to the artists on their roster to the point of practically parenting them when necessary. In fact, as far as I know, Burnside was able to live off his music income for the last years of his life, a rare blessing especially for an old Delta farmer. Besides Burnside, Fat Possum have revived or started the careers of Junior Kimbrough (whose juke joint is next door to the Burnside residence), Asie Payton, wierdo T-Model Ford, insane wierdo cracker Hasil Adkins, and insane wierdo cracker freakshow Bob Log III, and Akron, Ohio duo The Black Keys, all of whom are worth a listen.

R.L. Burnside was a member of a dying breed of musicians from rural Mississippi who played a music that belonged to an age that fades a bit more every day. That's not to say that he is or was ever a museum piece, but rather he is an emissary from Greil Marcus' "old, weird America," the place where William Faulkner, Johnny Cash, and John Lee Hooker drink together and tell stories.

I hope he is in heaven sitting down.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 1

Well no wonder I was a Hendrix fan

In my high school, there were basically 2 sorts of people: the kids who listened to crap, and the ones who didn't.

We were too small to have a distinct division between the usual clans. The heads and jocks, for example, were oftentimes indistinct as the top athletes smoked dope or juiced. Since I wasn't into drugs or sports, or combining one with the other, I found I identified most with people who listened to similar musics. As an interesting side note, most of us had little musical talent; the band kids listened to the pop/pap.

Via Begging to Differ and about three other people comes a harmless, yet peculiarly irritating little music game.

Instructions:

  1. Go to musicoutfitters.com
  2. Enter the year you graduated from high school in the search function and get the list of 100 most popular songs of that year.
  3. Bold the songs you like, strike through the ones you hate and underline your favorite. Do nothing to the ones you don't remember (or don't care about).

After looking at the list, is it any wonder that Zeppelin and Sabbath were among the most popular bands to the music clan? Is it wrong that the B52s had the least-offensive track in the entire year? I ought to disclose that sure, I dug G 'n R when I was 17. But today I can't even bear to hear a snippet of "Appetite" flipping between stations.

My list below the fold. 

  1. Look Away, Chicago
  2. My Prerogative, Bobby Brown
  3. Every Rose Has Its Thorn, Poison
  4. Straight Up, Paula Abdul
  5. Miss You Much, Janet Jackson
  6. Cold Hearted, Paula Abdul
  7. Wind Beneath My Wings, Bette Midler
  8. Girl You Know Its True, Milli Vanilli
  9. Baby, I Love Your Way/Freebird, Will To Power
  10. Giving You The Best That I Got, Anita Baker
  11. Right Here Waiting, Richard Marx
  12. Waiting For A Star To Fall, Boy Meets Girl
  13. Lost In Your Eyes, Debbie Gibson
  14. Don't Wanna Lose You, Gloria Estefan
  15. Heavan, Warrant
  16. Girl I'm Gonna Miss You, Milli Vanilli
  17. The Look, Roxette
  18. She Drives Me Crazy, Fine Young Cannibals
  19. On Our Own, Bobby Brown
  20. Two Hearts, Phil Collins
  21. Blame It On The Rain, Milli Vanilli
  22. Listen To Your Heart, Roxette
  23. I'll Be There For You, Bon Jovi
  24. If You Don't Know Me By Now, Simply Red
  25. Like A Prayer, Madonna
  26. I'll Be Loving You (Forever), New Kids On The Block
  27. How Can I Fall?, Breathe
  28. Baby Don't Forget My Number, Milli Vanilli
  29. Toy Solider, Martika
  30. Forever Your Girl, Paula Abdul
  31. The Living Years, Mike and the Mechanics
  32. Eternal Flame, The Bangles
  33. Wild Thing, Tone Loc
  34. When I See You Smile, Bad English
  35. If I Could Turn Back Time, Cher
  36. Buffalo Stance, Neneh Cherry
  37. When I'm With You, Sheriff
  38. Don't Rush Me, Taylor Dayne
  39. Born To Be My Baby, Bon Jovi
  40. Good Thing, Fine Young Cannibals
  41. The Lover In Me, Sheena Easton
  42. Bust A Move, Young M.C.
  43. Once Bitten, Twice Shy, Great White
  44. Batdance, Prince
  45. Rock On, Michael Damian
  46. Real Lov, Jody Watley
  47. Love Shack, B-52's
  48. Every Little Step, Bobby Brown
  49. Hangin' Tough, New Kids On The Block
  50. My Heart Can't Tell You No, Rod Stewart
  51. So Alive, Love and Rockets
  52. You Got It (The Right Stuff), New Kids On The Block
  53. Armageddon It, Def Leppard
  54. Satisfied, Richard Marx
  55. Express Yourself, Madonna
  56. I Like It, Dino
  57. Soldier Of Love, Donny Osmond
  58. Sowing The Seeds Of Love, Tears For Fears
  59. Cherish, Madonna
  60. When The Children Cry, White Lion
  61. 18 And Life, Skid Row
  62. I Don't Want Your Love, Duran Duran
  63. Second Chances, .38 Special
  64. The Way You Love Me, Karyn White
  65. Funky Cold Medina, Tone Loc
  66. In Your Room, Bangles
  67. Miss You Like Crazy, Natalie Cole
  68. Love Song, Cure
  69. Secret Rendezvous, Karyn White
  70. Angel Eyes, Jeff Healey Band
  71. Patience, Guns N' Roses
  72. Walk On Water, Eddie Money
  73. Cover Girl, New Kids On The Block
  74. Welcome To The Jungle, Guns N' Roses
  75. Shower Me With Your Love, Surface
  76. Stand, R.E.M.
  77. Close My Eyes Forever, Lita Ford
  78. All This Time, Tiffany
  79. After All, Cher and Peter Cetera
  80. Roni, Bobby Brown
  81. Love In An Elevator, Aerosmith
  82. Lay Your Hands On Me, Bon Jovi
  83. This Promise, When In Rome
  84. What I Am, Edie Brickell and The New Bohemians
  85. I Remember Holding You, Boys Club
  86. Paradise City, Guns N' Roses
  87. I wanna Have Some Fun, Samantha Fox
  88. She Wants To Dance With Me, Rick Astley
  89. Dreamin', Vanessa Williams
  90. It's No Crime, Babyface
  91. Poison, Alice Cooper
  92. This Time I Know It's For Real, Donna Summer
  93. Smooth Criminal, Michael Jackson
  94. Heavan Help Me, Deon Estus
  95. Rock Wit'cha, Bobby Brown
  96. Thinking Of You, Sa-fire
  97. What You Don't Know, Expose
  98. Surrender To Me, Ann Wilson and Robin Zander
  99. The End Of The Innocence, Don Henley
  100. Keep On Movin', Soul II Soul
Posted by GeekLethal GeekLethal on   |   § 20

All Your Metal Singers Are A Bunch Of Sissies

You have not lived until you have heard Motorhead's "Orgasmotron" covered by Yat-kha, a Siberian band fronted by a Tuvan Throat Singer. I don't know what's best... the Russian bouzouki-stylee backing track or the fact that suddenly Lemmy seems like a limpwristed whiny little pussy next to the sinister Satan's-lungs croak of Albert Kuvezin.

Listen here, and be sure not to miss the incredible cover of Joy Division's "Love Will Tear Us Apart."

We now return you to your regular programming.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 2

Is "Islands In the Stream" A Manifesto for Municipal Sewage Treatment Reform?

What really needs to be said about Dolly Parton? She is one of the few country artists to have completely transcended country music to become a legitimate superstar, and unlike latter day superstar crossovers like Garth Brooks, Parton has become a touchstone, an institution, worthy of enshrinement on the Mount Rushmore of country-music transcenders right next to Elvis, Johnny and Willie. They’d have a hard time holding up the boobs though. Some sort of flying buttress system, I suppose.

The Essential Dolly Parton (Sony Legacy, 2005) provides absolute proof that Parton is the whole package. I recently accused Marty Robbins of not having one of country’s great voices. Well, Dolly Parton does have one of the finest voices in country music, a bold and expressive soprano that can either whoop or quaver depending on the need. Few singers have the ability to sing a “white tone” (that is, without vibrato) if they have a strong natural vibrato. Parton, however, has total control over her entire considerable range.

And the songs. The songs! Nearly everything you need is here: “Joshua,” “Coat of Many Colors,” “Just Because I’m a Woman,” and even “9 to 5.” As Al Barger has noted in a previous review for blogcritics.org, even material that was considered at the time as not so good has aged remarkably well. Songs like “Here You Come Again” and even the execrable “Islands in the Stream” hold up better than you might remember, sitting comfortably alongside true greats like “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You.”

That being said, some of the selections here are interesting more for their cultural baggage than for their intrinsic value. For example, “The Bargain Store” in which Dolly’s protagonist sings that she is damaged goods that gives quality service for cheap, over (by the way) a melody lifted from “Ghost Riders in the Sky,” harks back to the days of live radio shows. Radio revues from the 30s through the 50s were packed full of slightly chintzy, maudlin story songs just like this one, and that Parton wrote it in the first place gives us a clue as to where she first learned about music. Whether or not it is truly “essential” is an open question, but its inclusion does round all sides of Parton’s career.

The greatest drawback of this collection – if there is one – is that it leaves off most of Parton’s recent resurgence as a bluegrass singer. She has been recording for Sugar Hill records, and rather than pay a few dollars in licensing fees to do the job right, Sony includes just one song from these albums, substituting in their place second-tier offerings like the surpisingly weak “To Know Him Is to Love Him” from the Trio album with Emmylou Harris and Linda Rondstat. Worse yet, the included latter-day track is a cover of Collective Soul’s “Shine.” Although Parton does the song proud, that doesn’t change the fact that “Shine” is to begin with a crap song.

Blogcritics reviewer [url=http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/06/29/024049.php]Al Barger probably has it right when he recommends that anyone interested in this collection should probably buy it, but also buy a Dolly/Porter Wagoner duet album and at least one of her more recent bluegrass offerings. The Essential Dolly Parton is a better-than-decent start to your collection, but some spotty track choices (especially on disc two) and two short discs means that there’s plenty more from Dolly Parton’s long and glorious career that can truly be rated essential.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0

Huh huh... he said, "do it."

Loyal readers will remember that I have extolled the virtues of master conguero Poncho Sanchez before, in reviews of a budget best-of (Instant Party!) and a live DVD; hopefully some of you have enriched your life with one of these by now. But the question still stands: is a Poncho Sanchez album even close to as good as a best-of compilation of the most memorable bits of several albums?

That is not a sure bet either way. I’d rather listen to Strictly Commercial any day than listen to many of the Frank Zappa albums that contributed a song to that compilation (Zoot Allures? Ugh!). On the other hand, Aerosmith’s so-called Greatest Hits package is an embarrassment throughout the entire B side, and the whole production is not as strong as even one of the studio albums it draws from, A Night in the Ruts excepted.

For Do It!, his new studio recording for Concord Picante, Poncho Sanchez returns to his tried-and-true strategy of locking funk and soul in a room with Latin and seeing who emerges alive. Mixing these three genres is a fantastic idea rich with possibilities, the musical equivalent of a red 1968 Impala tricked out with a crushed-velvet interior and a chandelier. It has sustained him for more than twenty years now, and it seems from Do It that the old ride does have a lot of miles left on it. Sanchez and his band offer eleven tracks that for the most part do stand up to the material cherry-picked for his best-of and live sets.

The key to staying fresh is variety, and to keep things lively Sanchez and crew team for two tracks with South African legend Hugh Masekela, and for two tracks with the entire lineup of Tower of Power.

Within the confines of Sanchez’ signature sound, Do It! is satisfyingly diverse. Although they don’t reach the dizzying heights of their live shows, the band are tight and sound especially good on the title song and a burbling take on Duke Ellington’s “African Flower.”

More interesting are the collaborations, which are a study in contrasts. Tower of Power are known for producing precise machine-tooled grooves that some people consider among the funkiest around. I have never cared much for them, finding their shiny perfection somewhat airless and decidedly un-funky. Combining Sanchez’ pulsating, lively conga style with ToP’s up-and-down sound on “Squib Cakes” and “Shotgun Slim” results a combination that lets some air into ToP’s rhythm section and some smoothness into their vamps. Although the results still sound too much like Tower of Power for my taste, these tracks do really cook (my personal biases aside).

Sanchez’ two tracks with African jazz and Afrobeat legend Hugh Masekela are another thing entirely. Masekela has played with everybody – Fela Kuti, Herb Alpert, and Paul Simon are all on his resumé – and he has had careers in bop, R&B, pop, Afrobeat, and African jazz. Such versatility serves him well in his two vocal contributions to the record, the Latin-flavored “Ha Lese Le Di Khanna” and the slightly Afrobeat “Child of the Earth.” Masekela’s sensibility is undeniably African, and he and the band meet in the middle to create an interesting Latin-African hybrid sound that deserves an album or five of its own. It’s only a shame that Masekela doesn’t seem to have brought his flugelhorn to the sessions.

West and South African music styles from the Guinea coast to Capetown rely on different rhythmic sensibilities than do Latin music styles. Whereas Latin sounds tend to subdivide the pulse into tiny, syncopated bits that clatter into each other like ball bearings falling onto a marble floor, African bands tend to sound bouncier. Even when using nearly identical instruments – hand drums, for instance – African players tend to make their grooves rounder, more flowing, than a Latin player would. Granted, this is not universal (rhumba comes to mind as an exception), but a general rule. Another is this: many indigenous styles of African music use melodies that sound to American ears nearly conversational, using different rules of tension-and-release and phrasing than we are used to.

All this is a little surprising, considering that Latin music gets its rhythmic complexity from African traditions, though centuries ago and now changed beyond recognition. Still, if critics can find plenty of common ground between Malian guitarist Ali Farka Toure and blues great John Lee Hooker, why is there not as much evident similarity between say, Tito Puente and Fela Kuti’s Africa 70?

While all this might only illustrate my own basic ignorance, I have to say: the sound created by the combination of Poncho Sanchez’ band playing a little “African” and Hugh Masekela responding to the Latin rhythms on “Ha Lese Le Di Khanna” point to a potentially very fruitful (and funky) style of music ripe for exploration. Lafrobeat? Afritan? Soukousalsa?

So, yes: Poncho Sanchez can make an album that stands up to his best-of. That is the mark of a consistent artist. In fact, Do It! is actually more satisfying, leaving aside the wall-to-wall guests-and-gimmickry that Instant Party had in favor of hot charts, good playing, and intriguing collaborations that point at more good things to come. He, um, er, ah... does it.

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The Low Spark of Son Volt

When Jack White teamed up with Loretta Lynn last year for Lynn's (don't call it a) comeback record Van Lear Rose many critics - including me - rushed to hail the return of rock to country and country to rock. While I still maintain that Van Lear Rose is a very fine record that picks up where Gram Parsons and Sticky Fingers left off, I have to admit to engaging in a certain amount of revisionism in my review. Rock and country never really broke up in the first place.

Country-tinged rock has always been there on the margins, if you knew where to look. Even in the skinny-tie 1980s, Green on Red were tie-dying their Nudie suits, and through the 1990s Neil Young was releasing now-classic albums like Freedom, Ragged Glory (which led off with a track called "Country Home''), Harvest Moon, and the double-live Weld. The Jayhawks have been making harmony-drenched roots rock since the days of Def Leppard. And most notably (from a rock snob perspective), the No Depression scene of the early 1990s fostered the careers of bands like country punks Uncle Tupelo and that band’s descendents Wilco and Son Volt. While Uncle Tupelo veteran Jeff Tweedy drove Wilco away from rootsy rock into arty and critically acclaimed experiments, his bandmate Jay Farrar chose to tow the country-crunch line in Son Volt.

Best known for their 1995 college-radio hit "Drown," Son Volt released three albums of guitar-driven roots rock (what would now be dubbed "Americana") between 1995-1998 and then went on semi-permanent hiatus. (There is a new Son Volt album out this year, but Farrar is the only original band member remaining.) Anchored by Farrar's reedy voice and his concisely stated guitar lines, 1995's Trace (Warner Bros.) didn't so much depart from Uncle Tupelo's sound as much as bear down on the rough parts. Subsequent albums, 1997's Straightaways and 1998's Wide Swing Tremolo (both also on Warner Bros.) introduced jangly midtempo alt-rock into the mix to (what some say were) diminishing results.

For a band with only three full-length albums under its belt, Son Volt have cast a long shadow. Although now perceived as Megadeth to Wilco's Metallica, the slightly ragged, plaintive sound they pioneered is now classic, and echoes can today be heard in every third track on Adult Alternative radio. Thus, the time is right for Son Volt - A Retrospective:1995-2000, just released on Rhino.

It is a little puzzling as to who Retrospective was intended to please. Although the compilation starts out strongly with four excellent selections from Trace and a worthy bonus song and proceeds chronologically from there, this otherwise logical scheme inadvertently points out Son Volt's weaknesses as much as plays to the band's strengths. Thus, the running order risks turning off newcomers. On the other hand, Rhino chose to make fully half the selections an odds-and-sods mix of EP, soundtrack, and unreleased offerings, suggesting that this collection is aimed at diehard fans. The trouble is that diehard Son Volt fans (I know a few) are the type most likely to have already hunted down promo EPs and bought the soundtrack to the 1996 grungesploitation flick "Feeling Minnesota" just for the one Son Volt song.

So, what are those strengths and weaknesses that emerge? And are the unreleased bits worth it? Well, first things first. Jay Farrar is a heck of a songwriter, with a strong sense of structure and melody. The guitar work in particular walks the line between Marshall crunch and country twang. The band display an admirable sense of epic restraint that keeps them from spiraling off into eight minute Jay Mascis jams, as if Neil Young (circa Zuma and Bruce Springsteen (circa The River) were writing songs for Nashville. On the quieter numbers, Farrar’s country side generally turns his introspective and melancholy lyrics into universal laments, which is the hallmark for all good country ballads.

However, these same tendencies get the band in trouble. The same restraint that keeps the hooks hooky and the songs short leads the band to try the same tricks repeatedly with the result that their style doesn’t seem to evolve as much as flatten from one era to the next. Though excellent songs appear from all three albums, Farrar over time seems to succumb to the dreaded Mid-Tempo Syndrome where every song stays timidly in a neat little box. That's not to say that Jay Farrar doesn't have a singular and beautiful way with those pretty country gems: on the contrary, he does. But a collection of such songs back to back to back would be as interesting as tan wallpaper no matter how good any single song might be.

The running order ultimately saves Retrospective from petering out too quickly. For example, although track nine, a previously unreleased acoustic cover of Woody Guthrie's "I've Got To Know," is okay, if it were sitting between the mild midtempo of "Back Into Your World" and the downcast "Creosote" (both from Straightaways), even the most dedicated fan would be fast asleep. Since this is the point at which the disc seems to enter its second act, it’s important that this not happen. Luckily, the compilers keep the energy up by puttin the excellent (and loud) "Picking Up The Signal" from Straightaways between "World" and the Guthrie song. Similarly, wonderful gems like "Windfall," "Rex' Blues" (a compilation track with Kelly Willis) and "Tulsa County" gain by being paired with the more uptempo "Drown," "Route," and "Straightface." This dynamic holds through the first two-thirds of Retrospective.

Still, for listeners unconvinced of the genius of Gram Parsons, the band's quieter moments finally threaten to bog things down in a somber haze that intelligent programming can’t fix. This tendency is especially pronounced in the disc’s third act. The last ten tracks alternate between selections from Wide Swing Tremolo and various unreleased and rare tracks. Unfortunately, the selections from Tremolo smear together into a slightly bland mess of REM-ish pleasantness, and the sketchy and diffuse bonus cuts don't help matters. A desultory Lead Belly cover ("Ain't No More Cane") slouches by between two moody album cuts, and by the time we reach the mournful cover of "Holocaust" from Big Star’s glorious wreck of an album, Third/Sister Lovers, Retrospective feels more like a funeral than a party.

The compilation closes out with a few demos, a live track, and a cover of Springsteen's "Open All Night," from Badlands: A Tribute To Bruce Springsteen's Nebraska. The band's performance on the Springsteen song underlines what bothers about the whole second half of the disc. Although Farrar does his best Springsteen impression and the band keep pace with pleasant and tasteful noises, the song ends up feeling a bit listless and empty, like an unfinished throwaway.

Although Son Volt - A Retrospective:1995-2000 is a worthwhile introduction to the band’s career, it remains trapped between its twin obligations to the newcomers and the dedicated. The first half is uncommonly strong (and on its own worth the price of admission) but by the end Son Volt come across not as ahead-of-their-time Americana visionaries but as a band hemmed in by their influences who didn't risk a grand display if a modest gesture would get them by.

(This post also appears on blogcritics.org, which you should be reading daily.)

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God Gave Rock And Roll To You

Last week I wrote briefly about the importance of epiphany to music lovers. Careful readers of this weblog will know already that I'm a principled agnostic; principled in that I've given it a lot of thought, contemplated deeply both my navel and the nature of existence, and come to the conclusion that this whole God thing isn't my bag, though if at some future date something happens that undermines my deep skepticism (e.g. rapture, Cleveland Indians winning the World Series on the strength of their pitching) I am perfectly willing to reconsider my stance.

Even so, I do spend a fair amount of time thinking about religion and how people use the faith that they have. For a number of reasons both personal and intellectual, religion is a favorite object of my contemplation. It's also bit of a habit. Even though I'm not a particulary godly dude, thanks to vestiges of my upbringing I still go in for some aspects of Inner Light Protestantism and its reliance on ecstasy, abandon, and the ability of a person to be moved. After all, I'm from Ohio, where all that stuff was started. A good Southern Baptist sermon complete with choir and congregational participation gets me all worked up. Gospel music (viz. The Staples Singers, not that whitebread pop shit that passes these days) rings my bell but good. The ecstatic aspect of religion exercises a profound draw on me. The god part... not so much. But the transcendence of self? Yeah.

So, being not the godly type, I seek out ecstasy elsewhere - especially through music. It's only natural; I'm a music geek and spend the portion of my time not devoted to thinking about food, sex, politics, or the nature of other people's devotion on mental kabbalah like putting together the all-time greatest backing band ever (which would include John Lord of Deep Purple on the keyboards and Clyde Stubblefield of the JBs on drums, incidentally).

It occurred to me the other day that I have a fairly extensive collection of amateur-sounding rock and blues music that I like precisely because of the abandon involved in its creation. Somehow records that come across as incompetent and/or unhinged can appear under the right circumstances to be more right, more truthful than any display of great skill. On one level this sentiment is a shiney'd up version of the inadvertently horrible things that well-meaning liberals used to say about race records in the '50s ('Honeyboy Edwards is so good because he's so real! No intellect in the way of his emotions at all!'). And while the central thesis of such bigotry falls down as soon as you abandon race-based notions of intellectual capacity, in a larger sense there's something there.

Central to (nearly) any religious experience is the act of surrender; the faithful are asked to surrender their will, their ego, their trust, to a higher power who is in charge of making things work out okay in the long run. The same goes for music, if you're willing to seek it out. Some music lovers love to lose themselves in, say, a particularly excellent reading of Scriabin or Mozart. Some can check out entirely for the entire duration of an Anita O'Day album or a Coltrane solo. Through their dogged simplicity, the Ramones aimed to make pop music that was pure and true, and that was, broadly speaking, the defining mission of punk. On a different note, it's no longer even worth arguing over whether there's an ecstatic/devotional aspect to rock concerts (or whether they are more like Nuremberg rallies or church services) - what do you think all that screaming was about at Beatles concerts?

I personally can lose myself all kinds of ways, whether it be Beethoven, Mingus, the Cramps, or a Flaming Lips show, and indeed ecstatic transport through music is the closest I come to worship of any kind. I often prefer to take a shortcut and make the path to ecstacy easier by cheating. Some of my favorite music is downright dumbass dumb, and through being dumb achieves both greatness and enormous potential for ecstatic transport.

In fact the very song that sparked this entire meandering rant was a very dumb song indeed. It was The Contours' early '60s hit, "Do You Love Me (Now That I Can Dance)?" On the surface, that's a decided long shot for being a source of anything serious. First of all, it's a Motown recording. Even though it's early Motown, made before Berry Gordy had quite decided that smoothness was his guiding principle, the song still bears the mark of the Guiding Hand of Gordy. Second, it's a song about some dumb fad dances; the mashed potato, the twist, etc. Third, it's definitely a minor achievement when compared to apexes of Motown's art such as "Tracks of My Tears," "What Becomes of the Broken Hearted?" and "Mercy, Mercy Me." Fourth, it's just plain dumb.

But wait. What's really going on here? Why does this song inspire in me near-religous feelings of ecstatic release every time I hear it? I swear, it's precisely in being so stupid that it achieves greatness.

Listen. Some nerdy guy in too-short pants and a bad haircut is panting after a stylish girl who will never appreciate him regardless of what he does. She breaks his geeky heart right there in public. Uncowed, he goes off and learns some of the new hot dances of the day in hopes of winning her heart. At the next school dance, he corners her and begins showing her what he can do. "Watch me now!" he commands! He shakes it up! He shakes it down! He does the mashed potato! He does the twist! The whole time his face is frozen in a rictus-grin as his newly pomaded hairdo shakes out and out and falls in his face, as he sweats and sweats and sweats, as his hair sticks to his forehead and dark saddlebags form under his arms, as his freshly ironed white shirt comes untucked from his best wool slacks, as his new shoes leave black streaks all over the gymnasium floor. Ooh! He's hot! He's in the moment! Oww! He's slick! He's hep! He's in love with his own moves! Yeah! Yeah! And the whole time, he asks the girl over and over and over again, "Do you love me? Do you LOVE ME? DO YOU LIKE IT LIKE THIS?!? DO YOU LOVE MAH?!?!?"

Like Anthony Michael Hall in Sixteen Candles trying desperately to wow Molly Ringwald, yet shot through with some of the uncomfortably-awful-yet-strangely-excellent aura of the dance scene from Napoleon Dynamite, this kid - whoever he is - is trying far too hard at something he's probably pretty good at. But no matter what, this kid has definitely let go. He has transcended fear. He has transcended ego. He has transcended that which ties him to his sense of self and has dissolved himself in the purity of the moment, taking a leap of faith into the unknown for the sake of young sweaty love. Yea verily, our young hero possesses a singularity of motive and will to surrender that your most hardened jihadi would witness and envy.

On so many levels - the incongruity of the premise and the performance, the infectiously danceable beat, the enthusiastically off-key backup vocals, the various shouts, hiccups, and squeals that erupt as the singer begs to be noticed, "Do You Love Me" is as close as a song about the mashed potato could possibly come to speaking in tongues. I can identify completely with this scenario. As I recently documented at painful length, I grew up a dork, and the utter dorkiness of this song speaks straight to my soul. This, combined with the uplifting parable of our hero's Quixotic quest, push "Do You Love Me" into territory heretofore unexplored by Jesuit and Sufi alike. So, even though "Do You Love Me?" is in fact a dumb song about some dumb dances, it truly and honestly ends up feeling like touching the face of whatever god hears the prayers of the terminally unhip.

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Now I've Got a Reasonable Economy! (with apologies to Johnny Rotten)

Late last week I came upon a new paper from the National Bureau of Economic Research that caught my fancy, called Rockonomics: The Economics of Popular Music. The abstract reads

This paper considers economic issues and trends in the rock and roll industry, broadly defined. The analysis focuses on concert revenues, the main source of performers ' income. Issues considered include: price measurement; concert price acceleration in the 1990s; the increased concentration of revenue among performers; reasons for the secondary ticket market; methods for ranking performers; copyright protection; and technological change.

For economists, this is actually a pretty interesting idea; I don't know of any solid studies that exist on the economics of the music biz.

However, I hadn't reached page two before I found something so egregiously lazy and wrong that I had to put the paper down and stop reading. Authors Marie Connolly and Alan B. Kreuger, both of that cidadel of Rock known as Princeton, of course have to start their paper by defining what the "Rock and Roll Industry" is in the first place. Leaving aside the incredible conceptual and grammatical slippage inherent in categorizing popular music over the last few decades as "The Rock and Roll Industry," the coauthors do a pretty good job of nailing down what their sample set will be:

Here, we will define popular music as music that has a wide following, is produced by contemporary artists and composers, and does not require public subsidy to survive. This definition rules out classical music and publicly supported orchestras. It includes rock and roll, pop, rap, bebop, jazz, blues and many other genres. What about Pavarotti? Well, we warned you that the border of the definition can be fuzzy. If the three tenors attract a large following and are financially viable, we would include them in the popular music industry as well.

So far so good, except for the weird decision to separate out bebop from jazz, and the continued insistence on using "rock and roll" as the defining paradigm of blues-based (mainly) white-people music as though Billy Joel can be comfortably put in a basket of commodities alongside Minor Threat.

But that's where the going gets really nutty. The authors write,

Why is popular music worthy of a handbook chapter? There are several responses. . . .[F]or many fans popular music transcends usual market economics and raises spirits and aspirations. In this vein, for example, Bruce Springsteen once commented, “in some fashion, I help people hold on to their own humanity, if I'm doing my job right.” Dewey Finn, the character played by Jack Black in the hit movie, School of Rock, went even further, immodestly claiming, “One great rock show can change the world.” The rock and roll industry arguably started as a social movement intended to bring about political, economic and cultural change, as much as it did as a business. Certainly, popular music is an important cultural industry. [My emphasis]

Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. "Rock and Roll" did not arguably start as a social movement yadda yadda, unless by "argument" you mean "irritatingly lazy statement that will cause people to argue with you." "Rock and Roll" did not start as a social movement except in the fusty cheap-pulp pages of Rolling Stone compilation books full of lazy mythologizing and glory-days reminiscing about the time in 1967 when the Airplane played that one benefit for the Diggers that raised some cash for some homeless people to eat with. Leary was there too! With LSD! Ahh...those were the days! What was the explicit sociopolitical agenda of "My Ding-a-Ling?" Or of the film soundtrack extract "Rock Around the Clock?"

"Rock and Roll," to use the authors' term, started for two reasons: for artists to get paid, and for artists to get laid. Just because the martini set thought Lead Belly's singing was perfect for their Worker's Struggle don't make it a movement. Just because Bruce Springsteen writes bad poetry about factories and bad cops doesn't make it a movement. No matter what it might from time to time temporarily become (and rarely for long, or to much end), the music business has always been a business, whether the incentive for the performer is increased social capital, a tangible good, or currency.

I don't mean to shovel all my vitriol on these two well-meaning economists, but it really bugs me that every time a new discipline discovers that music is worthy of study they feel compelled to try to reinvent the Stratocaster. In this case, it's as if dozens of journal articles, hundreds of books, and thousands of published interviews don't already exist in the popular press, musicology, sociology and history-- articles that have long since evolved a highly refined set of assumptions about the history of popular music that no longer have much room for arbitrary handwaving about Rock And Roll as a Social Movement For Uh Making The World Better And Stuff. That's high school term paper thinking. In internet terms, these authors have not RTFFAQ and are acting like total n00bz begging to be pwned. QED. DOA. SOL. etc.

Rock and Roll changes lives because people hear the music and are compelled to do something. It's internal; it's individual; it's atomized, ephemeral, and (unfortunately for economists) almost totally unmeasurable. Rock and Roll does not, NOT NOT NOT, change lives because an artist sits down in the studio and says, "today, I'm going to change the world." That's what got us "We Are The World! A paper on the economics of the concert industry need not even go down this road if it aims to be taken seriously.

As for the rest of the paper, I haven't been able to pick it up again thanks to my lingering irritation. The lesson for today is: even the most revolutionary theses can be derailed by lazy hand-waving in the introduction.

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High (Lonesome) Weirdness, or, Hasil Adkins is Haunting Me

Rockabilly weirdo Hasil Adkins is dead. I wish I had more to say about him, but all I have to go on are rumor, innuendo, and one indelible song I treasure as part of my collection. I always meant to see him play, always meant to buy a ticket if he ever came around, but now I can't. He lived in near total obscurity. He never had a hit, he never had radio play. What he did have was a fucked-up way of playing guitar and singing that sort of combined the berserk ravings of Screamin' Jay Hawkins with the unmedicated sincerity of Wesley Willis (rock over Chicago... Be A Pepper, Drink Dr. Pepper). He had perfect pitch, yet sung like he was on quaaludes and sometimes strung his guitar with fishing line. When he was a child, he heard Hank Williams on the radio and assumed in the way that children do that Hank was playing all those instruments himself, so li'l Hasil taught himself to play several instruments at once.

Fat Possum Records has a good one of his, that you can buy here, and Amazon seems to have available a compilation that contains his harrowing early '50s hit "She Said."

There's not much I can say that will convince people that they would get something out of music as strange and periodically unpleasant as Hasil Adkins, which is a shame. I have a Fat Possum compilation from the mid-1990s with Adkins' "Your Memories" on it, and I am periodically compelled to pull the disc out again and reaffirm my devotion to its wonders. "Your Memories" is a dirgelike piece in which Adkins chokes chords out of his guitar as he weeps, moans, and mutters a lovers' lament. Is she dead? Is she gone? Was "she" a pet? The whole performance seems like it should belong on some Smithsonian Folkways archive recording from the Harry Smith collection - here it is on a compact disc recorded with modern-ish equipment and converted to a series of finely-grained ones and zeroes, and yet it seems to seep out of the speakers like oil from some forgotten hollow in the West Virginia Hills. It's too real, too raw, too wierd in a high lonesome way, to really belong to the age of digital.

I have at home a collection of Irish folk music recorded for the Tradition label in the 1940s and 1950s before the Irish backcountry was really too tightly tied into the rest of the world. Some of the numbers are familiar enough; bodhrian drum, fiddle, pennywhistle, maybe a broadchested lad belting out threats against the Black and Tans. But others - others - are otherworldly experiences. You can imagine a middle-aged Irish lady with excellent Gaelic and only fair English standing in her chicken yard. She prepares to sing by clasping her hands behind her back like she was taught in school. She closes her eyes, turns her head so her mouth is as close as possible to the microphone. She begins to sing a song that sounds like it was handed down intact through the long years from before the coming of the Christian Monks. She sings in English but the words are unintelligible. She sings in key but the scale is wrong: flat where it should be natural, unsettled where it should resolve. The entire weight of Irish particularity; their pride, their strangeness, their history of glory, of murder, of revenge, of drowned children, of not enough to eat, of exiled lords and foreign wars on Irish soil hangs by this one thin thread of song.

West Virginian native Hasil Adkins kept spinning that thread right up until yesterday.

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What's Your Favorite Color? (A Stealth Review of Living Colour's Latest)

How many black rock musicians can you name? Although rock and roll and all the genres that it begat were undoubtedly invented by black musicians (As Little Richard observed, "Rock & Roll is R&B uptempo! It’s R&B uptempo!!"), you can count the legendary black artists of rock music on one hand. Once you get out of the early days, when Chuck Berry, Little Richard, and converted soul men like Chubby Checker had hit after hit after hit, the pickings do get pretty thin as far as straight rock music is concerned. Jimi Hendrix is the exception that proves the rule. Remember: when Jimi first came up, he was marketed in Britain as a curiosity - the African Mau-Mau Guitar Man Straight From Darkest Africa With The Wildest Show On Earth! – not as a musician. Part of his enduring legend in the US is that he had the biggest penis the Plaster Casters ever saw. My thinly argued and tissue-thin thesis: no matter who invented rock music, rock music grew up anything but well-adjusted about race. If you disagree, perhaps you could tell me why nobody ever mythologizes about the size of Jim Morrison’s schlong.

Moreover, since Hendrix, black musicians in rock have remained so rare as to nearly be individually nameable. Is this a problem? Is it an issue? If so, does it result from latent prejudice or racism in the recording industry and American public, and can it be addressed? Or is it just one of those… things?

I only raise the question because Living Colour did first, and it got me to thinking. From their name down to their lyrics, Living Colour were a self-consciously political group, walking refutations of the notion that black musicians don’t (can’t?) play rock. (Whether this a notion in need of refutation in the first place was settled to the affirmative by Funkadelic. Look it up.) Their career was about racism in rock and outside, social justice, and addressing the inequities the group perceived in the mostly-white rock world and the world at large.

To aid in this, Living Colour members Vernon Reid and Will Calhoun started a group called the Black Rock Coalition, aiming to promote the careers of themselves and other black musicians working in rock through grassroots action. Unfortunately, the broader aims of both Living Colour and the BRC are mostly notable for their lack of enduring successes (Living Colour broke up after three albums and other members of the BRC never really broke big), and the brevity of the band’s career make it easy to forget how amazingly good they were. In the wake of Living Colour's recent reunion, Columbia Legacy has released from their vaults the live Living Colour Live at CBGB 1989 This is a good excuse to talk about what made them great, and to ask whether they were effective in getting their points across. (You can’t separate Living Colour’s politics from their music any more than you could with Phil Ochs, Fela Kuti, or Bruce Springsteen.)

The show captured on Live at CBGB was a sort of homecoming for the band. Their debut album, Vivid, had sold very well, they had had radio hits, and they were coming off an opening slot for the Rolling Stones. CBGB was where the band got their start, and they considered the legendary Bowery hellhole their home. Thanks to this, the group is captured here at their loosest and most relaxed. (When I saw them a few years later touring behind their third album, Stain, there was a minimum of stage patter and although they rocked savagely they weren’t really that much fun. The band broke up not long after.)

Living Colour were always bold, musically speaking. Guitarist Vernon Reid was a veteran of various free- and post-jazz units, and drummer Will Calhoun was a Berklee-trained musician with a penchant for furious swinging. With singer Corey Glover, whose pipes were among the best rock has seen, and bassist Muzz Skillings, the group could seemingly do anything – rock, metal, punk, jazz, funk, whatever. This boldness was on full display the night they recorded Live at CBGB. The band start off the night with their signature "Cult of Personality," and immediately follow it up with seven brand-new songs, including a cover of Bad Brains’ “Sailin’ On.” Who does that, play seven songs in a row the audience hasn’t heard?

Aside from a couple unreleased numbers that aren’t very strong (“Little Lies” and a by-the-numbers shuffle, “Soldier’s Blues”), Living Colour tear through their set with incredible energy and skill. The opening run-through of “Cult of Personality” sets the tone. Although not all that different from the (perfect) album version, Reid, Skillings and especially Calhoun stretch, compress, and flip the groove around at will, switching from double-time to wrongfooted half-time at the drop of a hat. Zappa fans will recognize this level of musicianship. Throughout, Vernon Reid unfurls jaw-dropping guitar lines at the drop of a hat and the Calhoun-Wimbish rhythm section create chewy, thick, heavy grooves that allow Reid and Corey Glover to orbit Saturn if they so desire.

Although the performance on disc is white hot, the band’s political side was at center stage that night. After all, Living Colour made message music. Even though it’s hard to name more than a couple Living Colour songs that aren’t explicity political to begin with, the set list from Live at CBGB trends heavily toward the militant, the angry, and the cutting. High points include “Pride,” Love Rears Up Its Ugly Head” and “Someone Like You” from their then--unrecorded second album Time’s Up,and “Cult of Personality,” “Funny Vibe” and a gorgeously deconstructed “Open Letter To A Landlord” from Vivid. Recurring themes of black pride, support for community structures, opposition to gentrification, and a preoccupation with The Man run through most of the songs here.

I’ve always been a fan of Living Colour, but having all their politics concentrated here in one place leaves a bad taste. How many songs about The Man can you stomach from a band whose operating principles amount to a bold “screw you; we’ll do it ourselves?” The group aspired to make complex arguments about ownership of history, the power structures hidden in society, and the need for intelligent and constructive resistance. However, as with a lot of political music, those arguments often turned into slogans.

This tendency is especially disappointing when the band often manage to actually make it work. Songs like “Middle Man” and “Funny Vibe,” not to mention “Cult of Personality” and the later “Auslander” cut deep. But others just don’t make it. The chorus to “Pride,” for example, goes

History’s a lie that they teach you in school / a fraudulent view of the golden rule / a peaceful land that was born civilized / was robbed of its riches, its freedom, its pride.

Whether Corey Glover is singing about Africa or the Americas, there’s a hard kernel of truth in there, but what is to be gained by harking back to a non-existent golden era of world peace and civilization? That’s not what happened either. I will grant that “I know what to do with someone like you” (from the song “Someone Like You”) sings better than “Police power must meet the needs of the community being policed, rather than acting as a paramilitary group exerting external force on that community; the latter is a recipe for riots, distrust, shot cops, and social breakdown, and that was my brother you shot last night” but the vague polemics in Living Colour’s lyrics too often undermine their very intentions – especially unfortunate when their targets were so big and important and their explicit agenda was so clear.

I realize I am setting myself up for attack on a number of fronts: he’s a racist; he’s a jerk; he’s willfully obtuse. I’m only picking on Living Colour because I like them so much. For all the endless rivers of words printed about the revolutionary potential of rock and roll, as an actual tool of revolution it’s pretty piss poor. With a few notable exceptions, like Neil Young’s heat-of-the-moment “Ohio,” rock does better when it’s accidentally political. (Take, for instance, the Beatles’ popularity in pre-Glasnost Russia, or Vaclav Havel’s idolization of The Mothers of Invention’s first few records in the dark days of the Iron Curtain). The Clash might rock like all hell, but their politics were pat and a pose besides. Rage Against The Machine suffer even worse if you look closely at their lyrics; do Americans really need guerilla radio? Or to rally ‘round the family with a pocket fulla shells? Getting teenagers to yell “&*#! you, I won’t do what you told me” is easy like falling off a log. And don’t get me started on Public Enemy or the Dead Kennedys.

But you know what? Forget all that. Living Colour’s performance on Live at CBGB will tear the head clean off your body. It’s hard rock, very good hard rock, and the lyrics are several orders of magnitude more thoughtful than Rage’s or Public Enemy’s, even if they don’t always make the grade as well-argued theses of dissent. Take my advice and check this disc out.

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