The 10 greatest individual streaks in sports

Elliot Kalb, author of Who's Better, Who's Best in Baseball?, has a list of the top ten greatest streaks in sports over at Fox Sports. Here's the list:

  1. Joe DiMaggio's 56-game hitting streak
  2. Johnny Unitas' 47 consecutive games with a touchdown pass
  3. Edwin Moses' 122 consecutive victories in 400-meter high hurdles
  4. Wilt Chamberlain's 45 complete games in a row
  5. Brett Favre's 225 consecutive starts at quarterback
  6. Greg Maddux's 15 or more wins for 17 consecutive seasons
  7. Cal Ripken's 2,632 consecutive baseball games
  8. Dale Long, Don Mattingly, Ken Griffey Jr. hitting home runs in eight consecutive games
  9. Kareem Abdul Jabbar's 1,000 or more points scored in 19 consecutive seasons
  10. (tie) Byron Nelson's 11 consecutive tournament wins in golf in 1945; Tiger Woods' 142 consecutive tournaments making the cut

Read the article for the details, but I have to agree that Johnny Unitas' record is underappreciated, as I hadn't really been aware of it. Interesting that some of the greatest names in sports don't appear on this list. No Babe Ruth, for example. Not that their achievements were unworthy, I guess, but just that they didn't come in streak form.

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The Fifty Book Challenge: Books 6-9

Lest any readers think I've been slacking on my vow to read fifty books in 2005, I'm happy to report that I'm well ahead of schedule, halfway through book 24 and here it's only mid-May. My writing on those books, however, has been sadly remiss. Below the fold, my incoherent maunderings about books six through nine on my list.

China Mieville: The Scar
Jacques Pepin: The Apprentice: My Life in the Kitchen
David Sedaris: Me Talk Pretty One Day
Kevin Boyle: Arc of Justice; A Saga of Race, Civil Rights, and Murder in the Jazz Age

China Mieville - The Scar

I blogged earlier this year about Mieville's second novel Perdido Street Station, and if you'll recall my main beef was with Mieville's ambition as an epic novelist and fabulist outstripping his talents as a writer. Luckily, I read its sequel, The Scar, before the earlier novel so was able to remain sanguine about the eventual blooming of his skills throughout.

Set in the same world as PSS, The Scar concerns the adventures of Bellis Coldwine, an acquaintance of the man who caused all the terrible trouble in Perdido Street Station and has as a consequence been forced to flee the brutal justice of the government of her home city of New Crubozon. She catches the first ship out of town, and through a series of misadventures finds herself a prisoner-citizen of the floating pirate city of Armada. Armada is ruled by The Twins, lovers who are secretly taking the floating city on a quest to what eventually proves to be the edge of the world. In the meantime, mysterious forces try to stop them.

Mieville's tendency toward writing a film script in lieu of a novel has almost completely vanished in The Scar, and his tendency to dramatic overreaching is constrained somewhat by the fact that most of the action takes place at sea. Even though the story certainly concerns (*spooky voice*) forces beyond our control, and therefore is ripe for indulgent over-writing, everything hangs together nonetheless.

Mieville is especially strong when filling out the world he's imagined; the various neighborhoods of Armada, ruled variously by the Twins, by vampires, by half-humans with dangerous blood, and by cactus people; the underwater society of the mermen and the reminisces of a city ruled by the dead; the lost nation of mosquito-men; the internal politics of Armada and the geopolitics of New Crubozon; the strange relationship between people and the rare bit of magic.

Burdened with only a simple plot that can move forward practically of its own volition, Mieville can let his imagination run wild in his world and in the conflicted motivations of his characters. Each one of the major players has a personality, volition, and stake in outcomes, and Mieville deploys them with Dickensian aplomb.

What a great novel. What a great, great novel. It’s been four months since I read it, I’ve read more the twenty books since then, and I still can’t shake the flavor of Mieville’s prose. Outstanding.

Jacques Pepin: The Apprentice: My Life in The Kitchen

Jacques Pepin is one of my favorite celebrity chefs thanks to his unpretentiousness. Together with his former partner in crime, the late and lamented Julia Child, he seems more concerned with showing people how to cook food the good, right way than with any fads of convenience, nutrition, or taste. Not that those fads don't have value, but I'm a conservative guy.

What?!? Yep. Conservative. I strongly believe the best way to learn something is first to learn how it’s been done before. You have to learn how to play scales on the piano, and learn your harmony and fingerings, before you can improvise with any authority. You don’t jump on the double black diamond without first skiing the bunny slopes. You need to learn why things happen before you can go making it up on your own. Not that ignorance and amateur stabs can't be both fun and productive, but if you are serious about something, it behooves you to learn the "right" way before you try to discover what "your" way is.

Pepin is one of the best instructors of basic, essential technique I've ever seen. His various television series are How to handle a knife. How to sweat onions. How to braise a chicken. He makes it all eminently comprehensible and easy, not to mention fun. This same clarity and innate geniality come through in his autobiography. Discussing his life as a cook, he traces his journey from a kitchen boy in France taking out the trash and dumping consommé down the sink (I thought it was garbage!) to the celebrity icon he is today, at least in the food world.

Fans of cooking will enjoy his anecdotes about food and kitchens, and fans of food writing will appreciate Pepin's way with words. His love of life and food come from the same place as the redoubtable doyenne of food writing, M.F.K. Fisher (if you haven't read her, go, please and do so. Nobody can make you appreciate an oyster better.). The title “The Apprentice” refers to Pepin’s commitment to perpetually trying to learn new ways of doing things, and his openness to new experiences. When some people profess to have such a commitment, it proves to be a sign that they are in fact completely over having new experiences. In Pepin’s case, however, it is as advertised and the book is filled accordingly with his enterprising spirit and (oh, let’s just say it!) joie de vivre.

And the stories! Oh, the stories! As a young chef, Pepin was in the French Navy (as a cook), and earned the privilege of cooking for de Gaulle. In France, chefs - no matter how skilled - are technicians, artisans, and their work is not considered deserving of celebrity. So, even though Pepin was the head chef to the leader of France, he was just a schlub in a tall hat. A plumber with a whisk. Consequently, when he was offered the post of head chef in the Kennedy White House (a job that would certainly have brought him everlasting renown, not to mention the people's ovation and fame (...Allez cuisine!!), he thought, "Meh… done that." Instead Pepin took a job working for Howard Johnson, developing versions of chicken cordon bleu and potato-leek soup that could be parcooked and reheated in HoJos around the country. As it turns out, this was a fortunate choice since it forced him to reconsider the rigors of his classical training in light of the needs and tastes of the modern world. (The premade chicken cordon bleu, they say, was delicious).

Fascinating characters move in and out of the narrative; a stream of childhood friends and semi-famous French chefs; Julia Child; Howard Johnson; Charles de Gaulle; food critic Craig Claiborne spiraling toward his final sad dissipation. Friends gather on the beach or at farmhouses and commence to cook fabulous meals of impeccable home cooking. And along the way, Pepin achieves everything he's ever wanted. It seems a contented author makes for a satisfying book. And it made at least one reader long for a farmhouse and a passel of friends to cook in it. Someday, someday…

David Sedaris: Me Talk Pretty One Day

I have broken a little bit with the "rules" of the 50-book challenge with this one. If the Senate can do it, so can I. I actually re-read this one while I was sick earlier this year, but since I was half out of my head when I read it again, it was just like reading it for the first time. Didn’t remember a damn thing. (A tip: if you ever want to read something familiar with fresh eyes, I strongly recommend a debilitating illness. Nothing like it in the world.) Moreover, since I was sick I was not able to make my regular pilgrimages to the local library and had to find something on my home bookshelves to read. Since nearly everything there that remains unread is either dry, dense, heavy or an obligation, I had to choose something I knew I could get through without wanting to cry from the effort. So: Sedaris.

Longtime readers will probably not be surprised to find that I consider David Sedaris a filthy son of a bitch who took my dream job. That NPR gig is rightfully mine. His sensibility and penchant for tawdry self-mythologizing resonate with me, and those same tendencies have crept into my writing (e.g. my piece on [url=http://old.perfidy.org/index.php/weblog/comments/performance_art/the most humilating performance I ever gave[/url]). It would be more accurate to say that I always had those tendencies and Sedaris has only made them more pronounced, but I'm not here to talk about myself.

Although not necessarily as full of laughs-per-minute as Naked, Sedaris works more gut-punch moments into Me Talk Pretty One Day. My favorite is the bit about Sedaris' sister Amy who likes to dress in costume, and decides to wear a face full of makeup bruises to a photo shoot for "New York's Most Successful Bachelorettes." That's just dark, man.

Kevin Boyle: Arc of Justice; A Saga of Race, Civil Rights, and Murder in the Jazz Age

In the long hot summer of 1925, Dr. Ossian Sweet, a black physician, moved his family into a new house in a working-class neighborhood of Detroit. Within days, a man lay dead and a city ripped apart. Kevin Boyle, a professor of history at Ohio State (who I knew while he was teaching at UMass-Amherst, and whose adorable resemblance to youthful comic actor Topher Grace is growing less pronounced by the year), writes a gripping and insightful story of one black man's struggle with segregation, racism, and the cruel legacy of slavery.

When Sweet bought his Detroit house in 1925, he deliberately chose to move out of the slums reserved for blacks in the city, and to even avoid the nicer all-black neighborhoods in favor of a location that would underscore his maverick status and equality to all. Unfortunately, when threats were made on his life even before moving in, he chose to call on friends and family to arm themselves in defense of his house. At night outside the Sweet house, a mob would gather. As usually happens, the mob eventually spilled over into violence. The mob threw stones, someone got edgy, and in the ensuing melee, a white man got shot by someone defending the house from inside.

In Ossian Sweet, Boyle has a protagonist who it is impossible to make a hero. Born in a segregated Southern town, childhood witness to a brutal lynching, and hardscrabble aspirer to W.E.B. DuBois’ "talented tenth," Boyle brings Sweet across as a somewhat vain and high-handed, if well intentioned, man determined to make his own choices in life. His decisions all seem to have been made with the intention of stubbornly defying critics who claimed that poor black men could never become important members of society. Freed from any obligation to make a hero of Sweet (after all, Sweet is no George Washington, a godlike paragon of American "virtues," whatever they are, but rather an actual human being), Boyle can concentrate on the story and the players in it without any need to build up protagonists or demonize villains. Besides, how hard would you have to work anyway, to demonize a Klansman running for mayor on a "get the darkies out" ticket?

Through court documents, interviews, memoirs, and copious use of personal papers, Boyle reconstructs Sweet's life, his decisions as a Detroit physician, and the trial that ensued after the shooting with meticulous detail. A strong writer, Boyle is canny enough to get out of the way of his story (although he suffers from a shortage of adjectives - if every event, however horrific, is "searing," eventually the word becomes a little hokey). As the trial of Sweet and his co-conspirators approaches, the scope of the story widens as the NAACP get involved. Eventually Clarence Darrow enters the picture as a defender of Sweet, smelling one last iconic victory to cap his storied career. A Klansman runs for mayor (and nearly wins!). Corruption is unveiled. The national struggle for civil rights gets an early test, thirty years before the big one. Does Ossian Sweet get the death penalty for his complicity in the death of a white man, a fine upstanding member of his neighborhood and community? Or does Sweet finally walk, vindicated by the unavoidable stink of vicious institutional racism that clings to the whole affair? You tell me. I already read the book.

Throughout the book, Boyle masterfully balances an intimate portrait of one man's struggle with his own limitations and those society imposes on him with a larger look at how people in the 1920s lived and experienced questions of race. Although his prose is sometimes a little repetitive, his imagination and facility with primary sources more than make up for whatever linguistic shortcomings may sometimes arise. Moreover, Boyle has completely managed to transcend the limitations of genre and specialization. Although frequently labeled a “labor historian,” Boyle uses the shop floor and working environments as a jumping off point to examine deeper connections between people and communities. His 1997 article, “The Kiss: Racial and Gender Conflict in a 1950s Automobile Factory” (Journal of American History 84:2, p. 496) used an interracial kiss between co-workers at a Chrysler lineworkers’ Christmas party to examine how gender and race relations played into notions of status in the workplace and in Detroit society in general. At the time I considered it a brilliant and even audacious departure from the usual standard of written academic history, and I am gratified to see that he has not only stayed this course but gotten even better.

This week is History Week at Slate, and there is a great deal of debate on that site about whether and how real historians should write history readable by anybody but still academically rigorous. Kevin Boyle shows us how.

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He's Lost Control

I can't believe I missed this! (And I can't believe our compatriot and die-hard Madchester fan NDR of Rhine River did too!!) Wednesday marked the 25th anniversary of the suicide of Joy Division lead singer and eternal downer Ian Curtis. Although one of the most appropriate rock-star deaths in history, it still instills regret to think of what he could have done if he'd had more time and a less dogged devotion to dying young.

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Chocodammerung

I can't tell you how many times I've asked myself, "Man! Isn't there a way I could act out the final battle, the Ragnarok, the death of the Gods and Earth, AND indulge my sweet tooth at the same time?"

Salvation, as it were, is at hand.

Thanks to Chocolate Deities, I need wait no longer to play Heimdall and devour my ancient, toothsome nemesis, chocolate Loki.

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How do you say goodbye to someone you never liked in the first place?

It appears that the great Homeland Security color-coded fear-o-meter is dead. I guess this means it's time to retire our Sesame Street-themed parody of same in the sidebar. Check this quote:

"The color-coded system does not work well and has undermined the department's credibility,'' said Patrick Kennedy, a Rhode Island Democrat. "What we have now is a system that tells us to be scared. That's it.''

Yup. Though I would sharpen that a bit to: we have a system that tells us to be scared that nobody pays a damn bit of attention to anyway.

The US Government: What... what? We're doin' somethin! See? Somethin! With charts and everything! Why do you hate our freedom?!?

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Filibusted?

A few moderate senators from both sides of the isle are scurrying to and fro in an attempt to head off the looming confrontation over President Bush’s judicial nominees and the Senate filibuster rules. It seems at this point rather unlikely that they will succeed. Just so we have some solid ground to walk on, let us summarize the debate:

  • The Republicans are pondering changing the Senate rules to eliminate the filibuster for judicial nominees. The Filibuster would remain in place everywhere else that it hasn’t already been removed.
  • The Republicans are thinking about doing this because the Democrats are holding up many appellate court nominees.
  • The Democrats say that it is within their rights to do this, and that it is a long standing senate tradition and part of their constitutional duty as Senators to oppose right wing fanatical nominees.
  • The Republicans say that the Democrats are obstructionist wackos who are opposing every thing Bush does out of knee jerk political rancor, and that the rule change just puts things back where they were.
  • As far as appellate court nominations go, Bush’s success rate so far is about half what the last two presidents whose party also controlled the Senate achieved.
  • The Senate rules are not part of the Constitution, and the word filibuster does not appear in that august document. The Constitution says that the Senate must give its advice and consent to nominees, and little more.
  • The senate rules for filibusters have been changed in the past – most recently by Democrats lowering the cloture threshold from 67 to 60. Even more recently, some Democrats called for the abolition of the filibuster altogether, back when they were the majority. And of course, minority Republicans screamed bloody murder then.
  • All of the judges currently in limbo are ranked “qualified” or higher by the American Bar Association.
  • The Republican spin is that all nominees deserve an up or down vote, not endless obstruction through empty parliamentary tactics. In other words, “If you don’t like ‘em, don’t vote fur ‘em.”
  • The Democratic Spin is that the Republicans are trying to rewrite the constitution and change the Senate into a rubberstamp body, allowing extremist right wingers onto the bench. In other words, “Don’t let the Right wingers execute a naked grab for power.”

Now, on general principles, changing the Senate rules is not something that should be done lightly. However, It seems fair that a President, having gone to the trouble of winning an election and all, at least ought to be able to get his nominees a vote. On the whole, I think that the Democrats are, in fact, being obstructionists. I would have greater confidence in their claims that they are attempting to keep “extremists” off the bench if not for the fact that they have called all of Bush’s nominees “extremists.” That kind of dilutes the oomph of that word.

The test for me as to whether this rule change is a good idea or not is to flip it. Say, god forbid, the Democrats were to stage an amazing comeback and in 2008 win the Presidency, the House and the Senate. Newly elected President Moonbat sends a group of judicial nominees ranging from fairly liberal to communist to the Senate. Now, do I still think it’s a good idea that the Senate vote on them? Yes, I do. If the Republicans can dig up enough dirt, convince enough moderate Democrats, or make enough deals to keep the more left wing ones from getting 51 votes, hey! That’s great. But that’s how the system should work. The Constitution does not require a supermajority to approve presidential nominees, which is what the Democrat's current filibuster usage amounts to. The Constitution is very clear when it does require one.

So as far as I’m concerned, changing the Senate rules is okay by me, end of story.

But what really confuses the crap out of me is why the Democrats are doing this now.

The Dems are really irritating the Republicans, pushing them hard on the whole issue, pissing them off to the point where they are ready to risk whatever political backlash might come to change the rules. Reid is only offering empty compromises. All for what? To keep a bunch of appellate court nominees off the bench, nominees that the ABA ranks qualified or well qualified, and who aren’t any more right wing than the average Republican? When they know that there are going to be at least two Supreme Court vacancies in the next year or so, including the Chief Justice slot?

The Democrats are going to lose the filibuster, the appellate court nominees will go through anyway and be confirmed, and they’ll have exactly bupkis in their quiver when they get to the real battle. And as a bonus, the Republicans will be in the clear politically because the rule change would have happened well before the Supreme Court fight. That really, really blows my mind. Unless I’m really missing something, that is the most boneheaded political strategy I’ve ever heard of. (Excepting of course the Iraqi insurgents, who are so impatient that they can’t take the time to provoke the US into killing Iraqi citizens, and are skipping the middle man to go right ahead and kill the Iraqis themselves.)

I have to wonder what their thinking on this is. Or do they really think that all of these nominees are rabid, slavering, dues paying members of the KKK? Even the black ones?

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Quote of the day

From Oxford Russian scholar Ronald Hingley:

"For it is surely true, if not generally recognized, that real prowess in wrong-headedness, as in most other fields of human endeavor, presupposes considerable education, character, sophistication, knowledge, and will to succeed."

As quoted in Robert Conquest's Reflections on a Ravaged Century.

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Everyone is a zombie

At least some of the time, anyway. Typically here at Perfidy, we like to talk about the brain-eating, stumbly undead sort of zombie, but Tyler Cohen at Marginal Revolution is talking about consciousness, and its obverse. The basic idea is that parts of your mind operate zombie fashion, without conscious monitoring and indeed sometimes completely bypassing conscious control. Christof Koch, in his The Quest for Consciousness, says,

"Zombie agents control your eyes, hands, feet, and posture, and rapidly transduce sensory input into stereotypical motor output. They might even trigger aggressive or sexual behaviors when getting a whiff of the right stuff. All, however, bypass consciousness. This is the zombie you."

The evolutionary advantage of programmed responses is clear, given that they do not require the processor-intensive cogitation that conscious thought requires. Consciousness then coexists with the zombie you. Consciousness is a more processor-intensive form of cogitation than the sort of rote thinking of the zombie mind. Its advantage is that it, combined with sensory input and short term memory, allows judgment and interpretation of the world rather than mere reaction; provides context and meaning for those actions; and even the possibility of prediction based on internalized models.

I'm not entirely convinced that consciousness is all its cracked up to be. While I am self aware, in the sense that I watch myself thinking, and acting - I find it hard to determine whether I am actually deciding and choosing things or merely providing a running narrative or play-play of actions determined by some other, non-conscious process. Think about it - how many things to you actually decide to do, in the manner of rational, cost-benefit analysis choosing? How hard is it when you make the effort? Or are you just doing what you "want" and providing an explanation for it. Why did you want it in the first place, and where did that come from - did you "decide" to like it? In most cases, are you (the little you, the homonculus that sits an inch behind your eyes) acting or providing a post-facto rationalization for impulses and reflexes coming from somewhere else?

Consciousness may be another layer of thinking - neurons firing and synapses twanging. It is a far richer and more flexible kind of thought than zombie thinking, certainly; but I'm not sure that it is any different, in kind, from the reflexes of the zombie mind.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm not in a position to argue.

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Class A, Car Wrecks, and Castration

For Buckethead, today is clearly “blog about stuff you’ve been meaning to blog about, but haven’t yet” day. Running with this theme, here is the story of last Saturday:

Ted, from Rocket Jones organized an outing to busy, cosmopolitan Woodbridge, Virginia to see the Class A Potomac Nationals of the Carolina League do battle with some other team I can’t be bothered to remember. (It’s single A ball, man. I can’t remember the names of major league expansion teams, fer chrissakes.) Mrs B., little B, and I found the stadium hidden behind some county buildings without too much trouble, and met Ted, his daughters Mookieand Robyn, and Goddess Dawn. Soon thereafter, we were joined by Nic and Victor. The weather was still nice, and things were shaping up into a nifty blog gathering. (Aside from cobloggers, these were the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th bloggers I’ve ever met.)

I went into the gift shop and discovered that the Potomac Nationals had only been in existence for about five minutes. Previously, they were the Potomac Cannons, and everyone in the shop was really pissed about the name change. So, I bought a deeply discounted Cannons logo hat, figuring that its totemic power should protect me from all ills while I was in the stadium. I got one for my mom, too, just to be super safe. Sadly, the hats proved to be of no use whatsoever.

We acquired hotdogs, beer and fires, and adjourned to the stands. One of the things that I love about watching minor league games is the intimacy of the setting. Minor league stadiums are usually about the size of high school playing fields. However, you don’t have to watch thumb-fingered pimply high school kids playing the game – minor league players often exhibit real skill. Of course, those players don’t stay in the minors, let alone single A, very long.

The first inning went great. The mini-Nats scored four runs to take an early lead. But then, the rain came. The skies had been threatening all evening, and mapgirl told me a couple days ago that it would rain, but why should I trust her, the weatherman or the evidence of my own senses? We beat a hasty retreat, along with all the other fans into the sheltered area under the stands, there to wait for at least a half hour. It was really starting to thin out when we decided that the lightning and rain were not likely to stop soon, and that we should come up with a plan B. (As it turned out, they did start playing again within the hour, and we ended up spending $9 a pop for an inning and a half of baseball. That’s a buck an out, people!)

Plan B was a chain Mexican restaurant over by the outlet mall. It should have been a simple matter to drive a couple miles down the parkway and turn left into the parking lot. However, given the rainy conditions and my own befuddledness, I would have missed the joint altogether. At the last minute, Mrs. B gave a hue and cry, and I cut across two lanes of (light) traffic to get into the turn lane. This maneuver left me just a bit in the middle of the intersection. After looking carefully out all three mirrors, and looking over my shoulder, I put Godzira our Xterra into reverse and backed out of the intersection and directly into Dawn’s car.

Not having read her account yet (I will after I finish mine) I don’t know what went through her mind. But as I leaped out of the car, someone seemed a little mad. Then, I realized who it was, and was able to croak out, “Hey, it’s you.” I have rarely felt so stupid and so relieved at the same time. What are the odds that, driving in a rain storm, you’d hit a car with a personalized plate referring to blogging? Happily, a further inspection from the safety of the parking lot revealed only minor scratches. This is a happy side effect of physical laws that prevent you from accelerating to any great speed before hitting an object directly behind you. I swear to god, Dawn, I really did look.

This trauma behind us, we settled in for beers, chips, salsa and guac. Much good conversation was had. We talked about baseball, boobs, high school and many other things before little B’s increasing sleepiness forced us to beat an early retreat.

It was great to meet everyone, and Dawn’s car. We’ll have to do this again, and hopefully we can escape without me running anyone over, or my son hitting Ted in the nuts again.

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